Courtney Love on Howard Stern Highlights 5/30/13

Courtney Love Howard Stern 2013Regular Stern Show guest Courtney Love is one of Howard’s most fascinating interviews because she’s one of the last completely candid survivors of the grunge movement. She’s such an endless resource of drug and sex-related stories that transcribing nearly an hour of her comments on everything from money to her Sylvia Plath moment with Ted Nugent’s penis turkey neck didn’t bore me in the least.

The curse of the Nirvana money: “The Kurt money, the Nirvana money it’s like… the Nirvana money… and it’s being managed by other people and I just consider it cursed. So I prefer to make money that’s ‘the Courtney money.’

Krist and Dave’s share: “They own one half. The Nirvana LLC, which is t-shirts … Frances has 40% of the publishing money. Then I sold 25% and I had a really, really lousy lawyer. I don’t have to say his name so I don’t have to say ‘alleged.’ He was a f*ck. Lawyers tend to be f*cks, especially in L.A.”  Continue reading “Courtney Love on Howard Stern Highlights 5/30/13”

Bella Makes Her Final Kristen Stewart Face – ‘Breaking Dawn Part 2’ is Over

On Sunday I dragged my withered tuckus to a matinée of Breaking Dawn – Part 2.

I saw the past three movies in the theater (New Moon made Eclipse look like it was based on a Pulitzer finalist) and therefore felt obligated to see the final installment.

Yes I like the series, no I don’t like admitting it.

I stopped reading the books after Jacob made Bella’s baby his future wife using only his eyes. It was very monarchical, and maybe the last misguided-stab-at-romance straw. But that’s what Twilight is, right?  Continue reading “Bella Makes Her Final Kristen Stewart Face – ‘Breaking Dawn Part 2’ is Over”

Missouri Mom Foils Son’s Plan To Shoot Up Twilight Theater

There’s nothing stronger than a mother’s love, besides a mother’s obligation to save hoards of innocent youths from her homicidal son.

A 20-year-old man in Bolivar, Missouri was arrested after his mom learned he had bought two assault rifles and was planning a similar attack to the one in Aurora (on a Breaking Dawn Part 2 crowd) and called the police.

Maniac-in-question Blaec Lammers was sitting around at Sonic when the fuzz approached him for questioning.

Besides the obvious tragedy preventing reasons, this lady is a hero because I can’t even begin to imagine the amount of people that would have made “Twihards deserve to die” jokes and because the average age of that audience is about 16.  Continue reading “Missouri Mom Foils Son’s Plan To Shoot Up Twilight Theater”

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [11-13-12]

Kristen Stewart wears see-through dress to the premiere of the last Twilight movie. (Gawker)

Redheads have more fun, especially when they dye their hair with spaghetti sauce. (Evil Beet)

Kelly Clarkson loses breath for new inevitable hit song/music video. (ohmyGAHH!)

Dog didn’t want Lea Michele to get tan, peed on her leg. (Hollywood.com)

James Bond says dirty Rihanna would make a better Bond girl than Beyonce(E! Online)

3D One Direction concert film coming in late summer, 2013. (Huffington Post)

New diet: THE FANTINE: how Anne Hathaway lost 25 pounds to play a 19th century hooker. (Jezebel)

Ashley Greene For British GQ, December 2012

Breaking Dawn star Ashley Greene covers British GQ‘s December issue (on newsstands November 1) with the subtitle “Ashley Greene wants to be a BIG movie star. Have you got a problem with that?”

I wasn’t aware there was a riot parade of people protesting Ashley Greene’s fame.

She hasn’t been in many movies besides Twilight. Recently LOL (3.4 rating on IMDb), The Apparition (4.2) and the upcoming film CBGB, by the director of Houseguest.

I’m not saying she can’t act or won’t be a big star outside of Stephenie Meyer stuff.

Many actresses end up in flops before that one big [credible] project comes along and shoots them out of the straight-to-DVD abyss. I can see her being somewhere in Rachel McAdams. Romantic comedies might work. Here are some dating-related interview highlights: Continue reading “Ashley Greene For British GQ, December 2012”

Kristen Stewart And Robert Pattinson Hung Out Last Weekend

Multiple angry Twihards are going to verbally abuse Kristen Stewart while she’s promoting Breaking Dawn Part 2 and she knows it. That’s why having Robert Pattinson by her side, basically telling fans “hey I forgave her, so you should too” would help.

I say this because many discounted The Sun‘s reports that Robert forgave Kristen for cheating with married Snow White director Rupert Sanders, but now more reputable sources People and E! Online are confirming that the couple have reunited on multiple occasions.

No news on whether or not they had dinner together over the weekend of Sept. 15 because their romance is back on, or if Stewart just wanted to apologize in person.  Continue reading “Kristen Stewart And Robert Pattinson Hung Out Last Weekend”

Will Ferrell Calls Kristen Stewart ‘A Trampire’

Will Ferrell appeared on TBS’ Conan Thursday evening to promote The Campaign and express his [comedic] feelings about Kristen Stewart’s cheating scandal.

This is actually the third time he’s poked fun at the global unimportance of Robert Pattinson’s heartbreak. He told MTV that Stewart was on his “shitlist,” then a week ago he took to MSNBC’s Morning Joe to talk about the olympics and to say:

“He moved out. Yes, it’s important. I don’t care what’s going on in Syria. This is what’s happening here. She made out with a director – the director’s married…Rob Pattinson said, ‘That’s enough.’ It’s a sin.”

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Kristen Stewart And Robert Pattinson Still Have To Promote The Hell Out Of ‘Breaking Dawn: Part 2’

Catwoman told Bruce Wayne that “there’s a storm coming” and that seems to fit with this whole Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart debacle.

This time, there’s another storm coming. Besides the original cheating scandal photos and the public apology and Robert Pattinson moving out and saying he wants to have a chat with Rupert Sanders…

I’m talking about the final promotional tour for the Twilight franchise. These two have to co-present at the 2012 VMAs, and go to various premieres in L.A., New York and London not to mention photo shoots and other random events.

Breaking Dawn: Part 2 is in theaters November 16 but the appearances begin with the MTV Video Music Awards on September 6.  Continue reading “Kristen Stewart And Robert Pattinson Still Have To Promote The Hell Out Of ‘Breaking Dawn: Part 2’”

Kristen Stewart Needs A Few More Eye Drops

Why do I keep watching the Twilight movies? Am I driven by some cursed voice in my uterus? I don’t know if this is the sad or good part – but I don’t even see them for the Lautner abs or smoldering Pattinson glares, I actually go for the story!

Posters for Breaking Dawn Part 2 just came out and obviously Bella is about to become a vampire, or Kristen got stoned before the shoot and forgot the Visine. I’m guessing it’s the vampire thing.

As a secret fan you’d think I’d have read all of the final installment but I couldn’t find a proper audio book copy. D’oh! Now I’ve revealed that I listen to the audio books, watch the movies for the “story” and don’t care about the abs.

I’m going to non-hipster hell. What would that be? I suppose it’s full of Bieber fans holding Care Bear blankets. I’ll fit in.

Johnny Depp Is The Alpha Vampire

Johnny Depp has played a pirate, a talking lizard, a demon barber, Ichabod Crane, Ed Wood, Don Juan, Willy Wonka, The Mad Hatter, Edward Scissorhands.

Oh, and he made his debut in Nightmare On Elm Street.

Now he’s taking on a role more versatile than any, a vampire. Everyone in Hollywood from Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise to Gary Oldman, Kiefer Sutherland and Kate Beckinsale have filled those bloodsucking shoes.

The latest is Depp in the eerie 70’s comedy Dark Shadows. At the London premiere he took a shot at one of the most lusted after vamps of recent years, Robert Pattinson.

“There’s room for two vampires on this block – as long as he remembers I am the Alpha Vampire,” he told US Weekly reporters.  Continue reading “Johnny Depp Is The Alpha Vampire”

Powell’s Hipsters Go Nuts Over ‘Twilight’ Cupcake


Powell’s is one of the largest independent bookstores in the world. Largest in terms of sales and physical size. The headquarters, which has been around since 1971, felt like a paper zoo when I was younger.

On Tuesday they Facebook-shared the above photo, a gorgeous assortment of literary cupcakes. Titles like Wuthering Heights, The Hobbit, A Tale Of Two Cities, The Great Gatsby, and Twilight.  Continue reading “Powell’s Hipsters Go Nuts Over ‘Twilight’ Cupcake”

Beavis And Butt-Head Season 8 Premiere Recap And Stills

Beavis And Butt-Head have returned after 14 sad years, for their ninth season and they’re just as succinct and dumb as you remember.

Actually, that’s not true, the boys seem a little bit smarter, like perhaps their vocabularies grew since they were taken off the air in 1997.

The first episode of the new season, true to the original format and split into two stories, is titled Werewolves Of Highland/Crying.

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Kristen Stewart’s Glamour Magazine Doily Dress

K-Stew is the face of November’s Glamour Magazine, wearing only combat boots and her grandmother’s doily.

Stephenie Meyer, the Pacific Northwestern Mormon queen of fictional vampire pregnancies and tall sweating werewolves, conducted the interview – which taught us who Kristen prefers to watch Twilight movies with.

“It’s fun to watch with [Taylor] because we actually sit and watch it, me and Taylor are actual ‘Twilight’ fans, so we can sit there and be totally into it! Whereas I sit there with Rob [Pattinson]…he likes it, but he has just such a different energy.”

Yeah. Llamas are fun to watch TV with, so much more cuddly than big-haired Brits with quidditch brooms in their asses. By the way, want to hear Kristen’s relationship advice?…

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