Angus T. Jones Wants To Be Fired From ‘Two and a Half Men’

Two And A Half Men has regrettably been on since 2003, and one of its stars is fed up with the fame and the $350,000 per-episode check.

Angus T. Jones, the half-man who plays Jon Cryer’s son, is denouncing the show because of God, and television being bad for your brain.

“If you watch Two and a Half Men, please stop watching ‘Two and a Half Men. I’m on Two and a Half Men and I don’t want to be on it,” 19-year-old Jesus Jones aka Jake Harper explains in a video for Forerunner Christian Church (their website has a fascinating “about” section, explaining the lord’s interest in real estate).

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Miley Cyrus and Ashton Kutcher in Bed Together Because Gross

Just to rub it in to ex-wife Demi Moore, 49, the writers of Two and a Half Men put Miley Cyrus, 19, in bed with Ashton Kutcher.

This is a screen shot from the upcoming scene of Two and Half Dudes airing October 17th, where Cyrus stars as Missi who strikes up a friendship with Kutcher and gets in a romantic thing with Jake.

Cryer took home the Emmy award for Best Actor the other night, which is more like a thank you card from the producers for putting up with Charlie Sheen’s whore-banging melt down, Miley Cyrus existing, and Ashton Kutcher’s pan-generational penis.  Continue reading “Miley Cyrus and Ashton Kutcher in Bed Together Because Gross”

Charlie Sheen Finally Hits The Ashton Kutcher Dislike Button

The MaSheen called TMZ on Thursday and either said how he really feels about Ashton Kutcher on Two And A Half Men or what he knows to say because he’s in an attention-seeking crackpipe mood.

He says he’s “tired of lying.” His exact words “I’m tired of pretending Ashton doesn’t suck.” He also says he’s sick of acting like the show itself doesn’t suck.

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Judy Greer Joins ‘Two And A Half Men’ Cast

Why does anyone bother going on Two And A Half Men? It’s not even a real show. I get that it pays well, really really well, but going on the show is like admitting your career is about to be over.

Or maybe it’s being revitalized, in this one moment for one show and nothing else, ever again! Look at Charlie Sheen, he’s about as likely to have another movie career as Lindsay Lohan is. Less, even.

Judy Greer, on the other hand is a respected comedic character actress. She’s been in everything. Jawbreaker, What Women Want, Californication, the wonky-eyed lady on Arrested Development, The Village. EVERYTHING.

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