Tiger Woods Has A Niece And She’s Good At Golf

Time for some family history. Cheyenne Woods, is Tiger Woods’ niece from his half-brother. Everyone in this family was influenced in some way by Tiger’s grandfather, Earl Sr, who taught Cheyenne to play.

Got it? All you really need to know is that she may be the next golf prodigy. At 21, she has qualified for the U.S. Women’s Open in Wisconsin in July and will participate in her first major in less than a week.

Cheyenne just graduated from Wake Forest University (Maya Angelou is a faculty member and golf legend Arnold Palmer is an alumni) and is the spitting [more attractive] image of her uncle.

I’m not going to pretend to know anything about this sport because I don’t believe that balls and patience go together, but get ready for another decade of Wood(s).  Continue reading “Tiger Woods Has A Niece And She’s Good At Golf”

Cyndi Lauper Flubs National Anthem

Cyndi Lauper is the latest pop singer to make a mistake during a rendition of “The Star-Spangled Banner.” Hers occurred today at the U.S. Open. (Sunday, September 11th)

During a certain description of our flag, she sang “O’er the ramparts, we watched as our flag was still streaming.” Leaving out one lyric “gallantly,” streaming.

That song is so damn hard to memorize. That’s why at sporting events I just mouth the word “watermelon,” over and over again…

Lauper has now joined the likes of Christina Aguilera, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Roseanne Barr and Michael Bolton in the National Anthem fuck-up hall of fame.

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