Quentin Tarantino Gives Hope to Friendzoned Men Everywhere

Uma and Quentin romanticUma Thurman aka Mia Wallace aka Beatrix Kiddo let Quentin Tarantino out of the friendzone and into her box. Us Weekly is reporting that, after 20 years of advances (and ending her engagement to Arki Busson), Uma finally let Quentin suck on her toes.

Great, now Woody Allen will really never give up on bagging Scarlett Johansson. Smiles for all men who never thought they had a shot and frowns for the women who have painstakingly rejected their advances. My heart goes out to the Khaleesi and Jorah Mormont… And Duckie.

Uma’s probably sick of liking dudes who don’t like her back equally, and figures she could do a lot worse than a brilliant freak director who she loves as a friend.  Continue reading “Quentin Tarantino Gives Hope to Friendzoned Men Everywhere”

10 Sexy Photos of MenKind’s ‘Least Sexy Actresses’

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British men who aren’t Robert Pattinson voted Kristen Stewart the “least sexy actress” in Hollywood along with Lindsay Lohan, Uma Thurman, Sarah Jessica Parker and other unfortunate souls.

I’ve always thought Kristen Stewart was sexy in that dirty-pile-of-laundry, hang-you-from-the-ceiling-and-whip-you-with-butt-plugs type of way.

But clearly I’m not a man from England and my opinion is more meaningless than MenKind’s list.

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Uma Thurman’s Daughter’s Name Will Not Fit In This Headline

Uma Thurman gave birth to her third child and first with Frenchy Arpad Busson on July 15. The couple waited until now to announce the name, and brace yourself, because it’s a long one…

Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson, “known to family and friends as Luna,” according to Uma’s rep.

Seven names and each has a special “reason and meaning” unbeknownst to the public. Now, my indecisive parents decided to give me three middle names (Hallie Rose Sylvie Jane Madenski).

When asked for a middle initial, I can pick whichever one I’m in the mood for. Also, if I hated my first name (I don’t but nobody can pronounce it), I could always just call myself Jane or Rose or Sylvie and the same goes for little Luna, who will have just that many more options to pick and choose from.  Continue reading “Uma Thurman’s Daughter’s Name Will Not Fit In This Headline”

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [8-9-12]

Remember when Will Ferrell had to put on makeup to look like George Bush? (E! Online)

Very few people look good with red hair. Here’s a list of men and women who somehow do. (The Berry)

Possible Dawson’s Creek reunion on Don’t Trust The B? Yes please. (The Celebrity Cafe)

Raffi isn’t as friendly as you’d imagine. (Gawker)

Uma Thurman hugs headless Lucy Liu (it’s not what you think). (Pajiba)

30-year-old Paranormal State star diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. (TV Guide)

Soccer star Hope Solo is Ridin’ Solo against Japan’s offense, wins gold (NBC)

Quick! Somebody make a missing poster for Kelly Osbourne‘s eyebrows. (Evil Beet)

Matt Lauer ages himself, calls Meredith Vieira an “Indian giver” (Zap2it)

Hallelujah. Gossip Girl’s Penn Badgley is Jeff Buckley. (Stereogum)

Leslie Mann pokes Megan Fox‘s boob in the This Is 40 trailer. (Yahoo!)

Hatebreed doesn’t like when people identify them as white supremacists. (NME)