Another Fake Justin Bieber Nude Just Hit The Web

A scandalous penis photo thought momentarily to be of Justin Bieber because of his trademark but easily copied seagull tattoo hit the internet after Bieber’s laptop and camera were stolen at a show in Tacoma, WA.

Clearly there were a few factors involved in people getting tricked into thinking that it was real besides the obvious reason that certain individuals desperately want it to be.

The tattoo, the laptop thing and the fact that the dude in the picture is uncircumcised, which is internet gospel according to The Gallery of Intact Famous Men.  Continue reading “Another Fake Justin Bieber Nude Just Hit The Web”

Nooo! Not Heather Morris Too! (NSFW)

Hopefully you have no problems separating Heather Morris‘ teenage Glee age from her real age (25) because Morris, like SO many young cell-obsessed actors/actresses will now be suffering from web embarrassment for at least a few weeks.

In the footsteps of Blake Lively, Scarlett Johansson, Pete Wentz, Kat Dennings, Travis Barker and many others, TV’s Brittany S. Pierce is, like the woman she portrayed so well in season two of the hit Fox show, not that innocent.

Unlike the recent Olivia Munn and Christina Hendricks leak, these photos are as real as Peter Jackson’s stomach.

The authenticity is in the “I’m A Slave For 4 U” getup. There’s just one thing, I’m having a hard time with. THIS picture, what is that? It’s like a very naughty drawing by one of those shitty caricature artists that operate at fairs/by the shore, specializing in exaggeration.  Continue reading “Nooo! Not Heather Morris Too! (NSFW)”

Skydiving Sex Is Illegal Now??

The FAA (Federal Aviation Administration) has officially banned mid-air skydiving sex after an incident in Kersfield, CA possibly caused a small plane to crash land. (The pilot and his three passengers were safe)

Part-time skydiving instructor and porn star, Alex Torres, was fired from Skydive Taft after having sex with the receptionist, Hope Howell (ho-well?) in a separate plane, and also in the air! (NSFW pics ahead)…

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Blake Lively Nudes (In Case You Missed Them)

As you know, Scarlett Johansson‘s nude cell phone pics were recently released, and she’s now on a pointless quest to have them ALL removed from the internet, with a little help from the FBI.

We still all saw her naked, so I’m not sure how taking them off of a few high-profile websites will reduce their notoriety.

In light of that, I wanted to remind you all that Blake Lively ALSO had nudes stolen from her phone by a mischievious hacker that traipsed onto the web in March.

They are actually very similar to Scarlett’s. Same poofy crumpet nipples, and 3D-television booty. Click “continue” to view the Gossip Girl/The Town star’s NSFW/uncensored pictures…

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Cop Caught In Sex Act

A cop in Santa Fe, New Mexico was caught on a Canyon Ranch security camera having sex on top of a car. It wasn’t a cop car, but he was in full uniform, so it’s causing quite a ruckus with the press.

The officer, Bert Lopez, is not being charged with a crime but is on administrative leave until the media frenzy dies down a little.

NM state police spokesman, Sgt. Tim Johnson told the press,

“At this point we do not believe any criminal activity occurred.”

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Best New Artist VMA Nominee Kreayshawn, Naked

The eccentric skater/rapper girl who sings “Gucci Gucci” and is a little reminiscent of M.I.A. mixed with Northern State and Ke$ha has naked pictures!

They were leaked onto the internet very recently.

I must say, she has more piercings than a kabob.

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Creepy Lady Gaga Snuff Pictures (NSFW)

I mentioned previously in my Lady Gaga Is A Man (For Her “You & I” Single) article that matron monster had been in Japanese Vogue in 2009 where she debuted her male Pacino alter Jo Calderone…

Well now some very interesting outtakes from the photo shoot are being released.

And when you look at them, don’t worry, I also felt like I was being shown police evidence photos that once fell out of a sex offender’s “secret” album…

Ever hear that song, “Teenage Enema Nurses In Bondage?” Well, this is more “Legal Lady G In A Hogtie.”

So, yes, no more delaying, here are some graphic pictures of Lady Gaga, there’s a shot of her balls, or proof of ball absence I guess, and also some Bisquick boobs…

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Nicki Minaj’s Boob Fell Out On Good Morning America (Video/NSFW Pics Included!)

On yesterday’s taping of Good Morning America, Nicki Minaj, female MC of the year (because there aren’t any others) had kind of an actual Pink Friday.

It isn’t as shocking as the Janet Jackson nip slip really, and Ms. Minaj kind of made it funny by making one of her trademark crazy plastic barbie surprise faces when it happened, during the song “Where Dem Girls At.”

The video can be viewed on World Star Uncut.

Nicki has already suffered wardrobe malfunctions in the past, like during one of her Femme Fatale opener shows on June 23rd when her dress “broke.”

Maybe it was tired of being part of a cliche ploy to be one of the most eccentric, brightly-colored things in the world. Or maybe her booty is just the size of Saturn and the atmosphere imploded…

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