Respect Ke$ha’s Urine and She’ll Maybe, Possibly Not Bite You

Kesha gold toothKe$ha is known for being wonderfully dirty. Only slightly less wonderful is the fact that she talks about being dirty ALL THE TIME. From necklaces made of teeth, to beard fingering and touching ghosts in the dark, she’s a very imaginative lady.

On the MTV reality show My Crazy Beautiful Life, the result of her brother and his “weird friend” following her around with a camera, we get to see her drinking pee. Her own pee. That makes it better, right?

“I was told drinking my own pee was good, I was trying to be healthy,” Ke$ha told BBC Radio 1. “Somebody tried to take my pee away from me and I said, ‘That is mine!’ So I snatched it up and took a chug and it was really gross, so I don’t do it anymore.”

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I Don’t Know Who Cher Lloyd Is, But I Doubt She Deserves To Be Pelted With Bottles Of Urine

I hear the name “Cher Lloyd” all the time, mostly when I used to read Perez. Cher Lloyd this and Cher Lloyd that. I know what she looks like, I think she has brown hair.

Cher Lloyd Webber, Christopher Lloyd X Factor so-an-so performed at England’s V Fest August 19 and was not greeted with conventional applause and cheers.

Instead, she was booed and pelted with bottles. Specifically, bottles full of urine. “It’s hard enough being up here, but it’s not nice having bottles of piss chucked at you,” she told the crowd. She later clarified the situation via Twitter writing:  Continue reading “I Don’t Know Who Cher Lloyd Is, But I Doubt She Deserves To Be Pelted With Bottles Of Urine”