Of course Kourtney Kardashian had to wait to decide which magazine to sell her baby to before letting the public see it. I mean, uh, to sell pictures of her baby. There are only really only two options, but it must have been a hard decision between Us Weekly‘s $1 million and People’s $999,999 thousand.
Looks like she’s fallen asleep during her big moment. If I didn’t know any better I’d have thought that Mason was the new baby.
I mean, I already felt bad for Kourtney because she’s married to a malnourished chipmunk in a suit. Now that I know that he refuses to change diapers after his wife gave birth to a 30 pound child, I feel even worse.