Salt Lake Beauty Queen Gets Bored, Throws Bombs

Kendra Gill beauty queen utah bombKendra Gill, aka Miss Riverton 2013, apparently couldn’t handle the boredom of being surrounded by Mormons and decided the best hobby to take up would be terrorism.

The 18-year-old Salt Lake County beauty queen and her three equally blonde deadbeat friends were arrested over the weekend for throwing homemade bombs out of a car at “property and people,” according to authorities.

The good Capt. Clint Mecham, whose team is handling the investigation, wisely pointed out the teens could have blown their extremities and the extremities of others right the fuck off.

“They could have lost their lives, fingers, hands,” Mecham told CNN. “It’s not a very smart thing to do all around.”  Continue reading “Salt Lake Beauty Queen Gets Bored, Throws Bombs”

The Term “Cougar” No Longer Applies To Felines

A Utah school’s decision to not make their new mascot a cougar because it might be offensive to middle-aged women makes me wonder what people think of first when they hear the word “cougar.”

I guess it depends on the context. For instance “there’s a cougar roaming school grounds” certainly could conjure images of a hungry Demi Moore, but as a country girl I’d have to assume that it was an actual cougar reference. Listen, Corner Canyon High board members, this is not offensive to middle-aged women, it’s offensive to mountain lions.

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Blake Lively And Ryan Reynolds Really Are Mating?

Awhile back I posted a thing about these two dating, but I didn’t really know for sure that it was true, I mean no one did. Now they’ve been seen cavorting on vacation, at a bed and breakfast in Utah, of all places.

This is a warning to all celebrities, you can’t go anywhere without getting your picture taken, the Dakotas, Indiana, Utah, whatever. Privacy is void. This is a rebound romance if I ever saw one, he’s still not over Scarlett Johansson (Blake Lively is the closest he could find) and she’s not over Leonardo DiCaprio?

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Truck Carrying 25 Million Bees Crashes In Utah

A flatbed truck carrying a quarter of a billion bees crashed on Sunday after taking a turn improperly and tipping over. The driver, Louis Holst, said that after the crash him and his wife were stung multiple times.

Louis and his wife, Tammie, both Washington natives, were on the highway headed to a farm in Southern California when the incident occurred. Holst said:

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