Chris Hemsworth’s Fake Dong In ‘Vacation’ Is Terrifying

  

Chris Hemsworth has giant arms, giant calves, giant pectoral muscles, a giant mane of flowing blond hair and is part of a giant blockbuster franchise.

In short, there’s nothing short about him. (NSFW gif ahead.)  Continue reading “Chris Hemsworth’s Fake Dong In ‘Vacation’ Is Terrifying”

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Have Two Nannies Per Child

Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie six kidsAngelina Jolie and Brad Pitt brought 12 nannies on vacation to Donna Karan’s house in Turks and Caicos. This according to Vanity Fair editor Jeffrey Slonim.

The story comes to Jeffrey by word of mouth, third-hand, so it’s likely to be some sort of wild exaggeration from a well-meaning West Indies gossip monger.

“Had read that the Jolie Pitts would be traveling the globe this vacation. But I’m not so sure. At lunch on a small island three away from Parrot Cay this morn, a woman said she’d heard from a local that they were in town with two nannies per child. Count ‘em, 12 nannies,” Slonim wrote on his blog.  Continue reading “Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Have Two Nannies Per Child”

Rihanna’s Vacation Photos Will Make You Feel Boring

Remember that study about Facebook, that said it makes everything worse for people with low self-esteem (almost everyone) because “Prominent displays of status updates, flattering photos and shots of happy-looking people” make us feel like scheisse?

Rihanna’s latest Facebook photos fall right under that description. Ms. BarbadoClownTastic’s picture section was just updated with no more than 169 visuals from her vacation to Hawaii late last year.

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Shakira ‘Attacked’ By Sea Lions And Penguins

Queen of Loca She Wolves and time and space-defying belly dancing Shakira was nearly bitten by a sea lion during her vacation at what appears to be Cape Of Good Hope in the Southernmost point of Africa.

She shared this info along with some pictures from her trip which were posted to Twitter as well as Facebook one of her posing with some penguins and another of a baboon on the car she was traveling in.

Turns out the Columbian pop star was trying to get a closer look at the creatures when one came uncomfortably close to her.

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Mischa Barton Magically Changed Back Into Marissa Cooper

Since Mischa Barton‘s career skyrocketed for three years on The O.C. and then fell like piece of mythical space equipment there’s been little to report on except her minimal weight gain and lack of makeup.

I’ve been rooting for her to make some sort of comeback for several years now and it seems she may be close to doing so. Either that or she just looks better and plans on retiring to Miami, where these photos were taken. The problem with her is that she’s not willing to play a supporting role and climb her way back up, therefore she gets stuck with these bizarre bargain bin-destined DVDs like You And I, the tale of two girls who fall in love at a t.A.T.u. concert.

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Samantha Ronson Looks Older Than Lindsay’s Mom

Samantha Ronson and her long-time friend Nicole Richie went down to Mexico this weekend for some sun, fun, music and whatever else they have in common. A bunch of celebrity friends, I guess?

Anyway I noticed that Samantha Ronson looks older than Lindsay Lohan‘s mom, Dina, at least in this picture. Lindsay is of course Samantha’s ex. It’s just surprising that a 34 year-old…wait what???

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Pregnancy Is Gross, Even If You’re Beyonce

Want to know what one of the most unrealistic and impossible things to achieve is?…Positive body image during pregnancy. Wanna know who managed it? You guessed it, the queen of R&B, Beyonce herself!

She clearly has no woes or negative thoughts about her visibly pregnant mid-section, so much so that she felt the need to accentuate it with a belly chain and a two-piece!

These pictures surfaced yesterday after her partner-in-sperm, Jay-Z, and her were on vacation on Hvar Island, in Croatia.

The “Run The World (Girls)” singer was beaming during last week’s VMAs, where she announced that she was pregnant, just as she’s beamily shining on her holiday in Europe, as seen in these photos.

Interesting “swimsuit,” I guess that solves the case of my great grandmother’s missing curtains…

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Keep Your Shirt On, Julia Roberts

Julia Roberts, 43, went for a beachside romp yesterday in Hawaii with Danny Moder (her husband) and their three children. I know she’s only relaxing and taking a day off, not at a photo shoot, but I gotta say, Julia, you look much much better with your shirt on.

Like  as in good! The shirt is good, I’d be like, “Julia Roberts is a cougar,” but then shirt off I’m like “Ohhh nooo, she’s as floppy as Larry Crowne was at the box office.”