Resist the urge to give Hallmark your hard-earned money with these totally honest Valentine’s Cards. For that person in your life that you’re not sure about at all but were thinking about sending flowers to because you don’t want to be alone… Continue reading “Awesome Honest Valentine’s Cards Will Help Keep Your Heart Frozen”
I’m aware he wasn’t even in Tokyo Drift, but whatever. I actually like him, and the whole studio tour would have been even cooler if he had popped out of a house on Wisteria Lane waving in his Riddick glasses.
He seems fun like Bruce Willis, if Bruce was bigger and not as good at acting. He also seems fun because he unabashedly sings questionable karaoke. Continue reading “Vin Diesel Should Stick to Driving and Being Buff”
Paralympic champion Oscar Pistorius, also known as “Blade Runner” and the “Fastest man on no legs,” was arrested today for the murder of his model/law graduate girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp. Police arrived at Pistorius’ home in Pretoria, South Africa in the early hours of Valentine’s Day, recovering a 9 mm pistol from the scene believed to be the murder weapon.
Early reports suggested that the shooting was an accident and the possibly result of him confusing Steenkamp for an intruder while she was attempting to surprise him for Valentine’s.
Authorities say they had been called to his house multiple times for incidents of “a domestic nature,” and TMZ has learned that Pistorius was arrested in 2009 for assaulting a female companion. Continue reading “South African Olympian Oscar Pistorius Shoots and Kills Girlfriend Valentine’s Day Morning”
USA Today reports that February 15 is the biggest day for cheating websites because of Valentine’s Day disappointments. Basically, the annual Whitman Sampler and Snoopy card you get your wife/husband just isn’t cutting it anymore.
Noel Biderman, the CEO and founder of Ashley Madison, the most notorious website for people who wish to “discreetly” (and lazily) cheat on their spouses, says: