Kobe and Vanessa Bryant Announce Their Reconciliation, Because… Why Not?

Vanessa Bryant InstagramPeople have long suspected that something fishy was going on with Kobe Bryant and Vanessa Bryant, who filed for divorce in 2011 citing irreconcilable adultery (I mean “differences”).

After spending time kissing at Staples Center and eating steak together, the couple have officially announced the end of their divorce proceedings and the beginning of, nothing important.

“We are pleased to announce that we have reconciled,” Vanessa posted in Instagram text-to-photo format. “Our divorce action will be dismissed. We are looking forward to our future together.”

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Vanessa Bryant Wishes Her Husband Wasn’t So Damn Lazy

One-time backup dancer and full-time mom Vanessa Bryant tells New York Magazine that her husband, NBA champion Kobe Bryant, isn’t working hard enough to warrant being away from home so frequently.

“I certainly would not want to be married to somebody that can’t win championships. If you’re sacrificing time away from my family and myself for the benefit of winning championships, then winning a championship should happen every single year.”

Yes, Vanessa, anything you can do to get him to retire will do nothing but benefit the few non-Lakers fans (me) in existence.

Alas, she comes off sounding like a bitter hag with too much time on her hands who wants her husband to put the yellow shorts and rubber pigskin down so he can sit at home with his two daughters, using his five championship rings as tiaras for their Barbie dolls. Continue reading “Vanessa Bryant Wishes Her Husband Wasn’t So Damn Lazy”