Prince Fielder + EPSN Body Issue = Sexiest Cover of All Time

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Prince Fielder’s bear body and DGAF expression put the naked butts and boobs of fellow 2014 ESPN Body Issue cover models Venus Williams, Marshawn Lynch, [snowboarder] Jamie Anderson, Serge Ibaka and Michael Phelps to shame.

If you don’t want to ravish him on a fur rug, your face is a waste of good eye sockets. 

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Venus Williams Described In The Longest Sentence I’ve Ever Read…

My wonderful mother, who just turned 63 yesterday, hands me down her copies of New York Times Magazine (pretending to be smart never was easier).

Last night, I was reading the article on Venus and Serena Williams and stumbled upon one of the longest sentences I’ve ever read.

Not to say, that it’s poorly written or unnecessary. But it is a very long description of 8-year-old Venus’ tennis skills.

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Michelle Obama Hugged The Entire U.S. Olympic Basketball Team And The Williams Sisters

The cutest thing you’ll ever see besides kittens on YouTube has to be pictures of Michelle Obama hugging the men’s basketball team at the 2012 Olympics. If we’re judging Michelle’s favoritism based on how big she smiled for each player – LeBron James wins.

She looked the least happy to be embracing the Knicks’ Tyson Chandler but the boredom left her face when Kobe and LeBron approached her on Sunday after beating France in the preliminaries.

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