’22-Year-Old Virgin’ Goes on Sorority Girl Shooting Spree, Kills 6

Elliot Rodger shooter Terror broke out in Santa Barbara near the town’s University on Friday night in an event that is being called the “2014 Isla Vista Massacre.” According to police, the suspect was severely mentally disturbed” and fatally stabbed his three roommates in their apartment before killing two women, one man and himself during a drive-by shooting from his BMW on the streets of Isla Vista. 13 others were injured.

You needn’t ask yourself “why” in the case of shooter Elliot Rodger, who went into great detail about his reasons for committing such heinous crimes. In videotapes and notebooks obtained by the authorities, Elliot described himself as a 22-year-old virgin who was constantly rejected by women and had “never even kissed a girl.”

“I don’t know why you girls aren’t attracted to me. But I will punish you all for it” Elliot said in a seven-minute video uploaded to YouTube before the crime.  Continue reading “’22-Year-Old Virgin’ Goes on Sorority Girl Shooting Spree, Kills 6”

Michael Jordan Rolled the Dice For a Famous VJ’s Virginity

mtv vj naked In her new book, former MTV VJ Kennedy talks about how her interview style was inspired by Howard Stern, an awkward encounter with Thom Yorke, and Madonna’s unlikely romance with Black Flag vocalist Henry Rollins. And then there’s the time Michael Jordan tried to devirginize her with a pair of dice.

Not like, insertion.

Apparently she was sitting around in New York with Russell Simmons and Michael was all like “If I win, you come back to my hotel room with me tonight.”

She definitely makes it sound like he was joking, writing that he quickly reminded her that he had a wife and ended up agreeing to play for bball tickets instead of Georgia O’Queef.

From TMZ:

Kennedy says she freaked out because she was a virgin –and imagined MJ’s giant penis would “eviscerate me from the inside out” … so she asked if they could play for Knicks tickets instead.

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Trailer: The To Do List

I’ve always been interested in the idea of a female American Pie or Last American Virgin, and it seems that has arrived in The To Do List, about an inexperienced high school graduate looking to pawn off her hymen.

In the red band trailer we see the cynical main character (Aubrey Plaza) attempting to catch the eye of a doofy blonde lifeguard (Scott Porter) who she hopes will practice rim jobs and shockers with her.

There’s also awkward Bill Hader and Rachel Bilson sex, written and directed by Hader’s wife, Maggie Carey.
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The To Do List, co-starring Connie Britton, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Clark Gregg, Alia Shawkat, Donald Glover, Sarah Steele and Andy Samberg, hits theaters July 26.

Octomom Fights Virgin

Ok so the title is a bit misleading, but it’s way more entertaining. Nadya Suleman (why do I hate to say that name, it just doesn’t flow on your tongue, it feels like saying “sour sardine”), gets on a Virgin airline flight and is apparently ganged up on by several of the female flight attendants.

I think she is likely used to the gang thing….cough cough we’re talking about Octomom; however she is saddened by this altercation and has vowed NEVER to take a Virgin airline flight again.

Octo-mom’s manager, Gina Rodriguez, claims the evil staff made them change seats, didn’t give them complimentary drinks and were seen (get this) laughing at them! OMG!

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Olympic Athlete Lolo Jones Is The 29 Year-Old Virgin

Lori “Lolo” Jones is a hot topic right now, partly due to her interview with Mary Carillo on HBO’s Real Sports revealing that she’s a 29 year-old virgin who is only willing to have sex to her future husband.

Jones (a star runner/hurdler who competed at the 2008 Beijing Olympics and will be present in London’s summer games) actually let her followers on Twitter, a platform she utilizes when looking for dates, in on this story earlier in the year.

She has also managed to keep her sense of humor throughout the publicity tsunami, sticking to her beliefs but cracking jokes wherever there’s an opportunity.

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‘Pro Baby Maker,’ Best Or Worst Job Ever?

Virgin until age 34, Ed Houben, is killing two birds with one stone. Being a humanitarian and bedding women left and right. He offers his services free of charge to people who need what he has – sperm.

His unorthodox approach of actually having sex with the ladies he “helps” is controversial, but not illegal.

“I do it because I know how hard it is for people who desperately want a child,” he told the Telegraph in 2008. “Also going through fertility clinics can be very time-consuming and costly for them.”

Houben works through SpermaSpender.de, a site that encourages donors and couples in need to connect on their own terms.  Continue reading “‘Pro Baby Maker,’ Best Or Worst Job Ever?”