Chris Brown Lost His Virginity in Grade School

Chris brown shirtless the guardianDuring a chat with The Guardian, Chris Brown reveals that he had his cherry popped by an “older woman” when he was just 8-years-old. He says this type of thing is accepted in the country, specifically his podunk population-2,000 town of Tappahannock, Virginia.

He lost his virginity when he was eight years old, to a local girl who was 14 or 15. Seriously? “Yeah, really. Uh-huh.” He grins and chuckles. “It’s different in the country.” Brown grew up with a great gang of boy cousins, and they watched so much porn that he was raring to go. “By that point, we were already kind of like hot to trot, you know what I’m saying? Like, girls, we weren’t afraid to talk to them; I wasn’t afraid. So, at eight, being able to do it, it kind of preps you for the long run, so you can be a beast at it.”

He later refuses to reveal exactly how many women he’s slept with, but does make sure to tell us that “they can’t really complain” [because he’ll beat them if they do].  Continue reading “Chris Brown Lost His Virginity in Grade School”

Michael Jordan Rolled the Dice For a Famous VJ’s Virginity

mtv vj naked In her new book, former MTV VJ Kennedy talks about how her interview style was inspired by Howard Stern, an awkward encounter with Thom Yorke, and Madonna’s unlikely romance with Black Flag vocalist Henry Rollins. And then there’s the time Michael Jordan tried to devirginize her with a pair of dice.

Not like, insertion.

Apparently she was sitting around in New York with Russell Simmons and Michael was all like “If I win, you come back to my hotel room with me tonight.”

She definitely makes it sound like he was joking, writing that he quickly reminded her that he had a wife and ended up agreeing to play for bball tickets instead of Georgia O’Queef.

From TMZ:

Kennedy says she freaked out because she was a virgin –and imagined MJ’s giant penis would “eviscerate me from the inside out” … so she asked if they could play for Knicks tickets instead.

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Trailer: The To Do List

I’ve always been interested in the idea of a female American Pie or Last American Virgin, and it seems that has arrived in The To Do List, about an inexperienced high school graduate looking to pawn off her hymen.

In the red band trailer we see the cynical main character (Aubrey Plaza) attempting to catch the eye of a doofy blonde lifeguard (Scott Porter) who she hopes will practice rim jobs and shockers with her.

There’s also awkward Bill Hader and Rachel Bilson sex, written and directed by Hader’s wife, Maggie Carey.
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The To Do List, co-starring Connie Britton, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Clark Gregg, Alia Shawkat, Donald Glover, Sarah Steele and Andy Samberg, hits theaters July 26.

Jon Snow Just Lost His Virginity

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Game of Thrones spoiler alert: bastard son of Ned Stark and former Night’s Watch pledge Jon Snow (Kit Harington) just got his cherry popped by that sneaky redheaded wildling Ygritte (Rose Leslie).

In episode five of season three, “Kissed By Fire,” Ygritte lures Snow into a naked embrace by stealing his sword and running into a sexy hot springs cave.
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Unable to resist her pickup line (“You swore some vows; I want you to break ’em”), he falls headfirst into her vagina, trying out some tricks that lead her to question if it was actually his first time.  Continue reading “Jon Snow Just Lost His Virginity”