Craziest Crazytown Answers From Lindsay Lohan’s Crazy Piers Morgan Interview

Piers Morgan Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan did a rare, non-televised interview with Piers Morgan for the Daily Mail in a “borrowed” townhouse in Manhattan. She was wearing “bright striped pyjamas” (British spelling), and talking about everything that ever happened in her life. Ever.

Her first drink: I was 17… I got really sick and Mom made me sleep with vomit still on me so I’d understand how it felt. I didn’t drink again throughout high school. I was too scared!

“So you’re an alcoholic?”: No … But when I was younger I was definitely going out too much and I was drinking too much. I was accused of everything, even stealing a necklace. I’d never steal a necklace.

Cocaine: Everyone thinks I’ve done it so many times. But I’ve only done it maybe four or five times.

Her drugs of choice: Pot, obviously. And ecstasy. I liked that better than the others (giggles). I didn’t drink on it, so I was just chilling. It’s something that a lot of people experience when they’re in college.

Rehab is “a joke:” I’ve been court-ordered to do it six times. I could write the book on rehab. Constantly sending me to rehab is pointless. The first few times I was court-ordered to rehab it was like a joke, like killing time.  CLICK for stuff about Michael Lohan, therapy and her sexuality…

Justin Bieber Kicks Off Believe Tour By Puking All Over The Stage

Justin Bieber kicked off his Believe tour in Glendale, Arizona on Saturday and stopped in the middle of “Out of Town Girl” to bend over and vomit. He ran off the stage but later returned and asked his devoted fans, “Will you love me even though I’m throwing up on stage?”

No word on how many girls rushed the stage with glass jars, but I’ve heard that Bieber’s partially digested foodstuffs sell on eBay for a minimum bid of $10,000.

Justin, never one to miss an opportunity to post shirtless twink pictures on Twitter, wrote “Great show. Getting better for tomorrow’s show !!!! Love u.” 

He added “And …. Milk was a bad choice! Lol.” Oh, milk, how precious and predictable.  Continue reading “Justin Bieber Kicks Off Believe Tour By Puking All Over The Stage”