Wanda Sykes and I Miss the Old Beyonce


Wanda Sykes was on Watch What Happens a few Tuesdays ago to air her grievances about the “new” Beyonce. You know, the one who left her man-hating Destiny’s Child sisters in the dust in favor of solo man-worship and a baby suspiciously named after an invasive weed.

My favorite comedian is specifically disturbed by the thought of Jay-Z’s “ashy penis,” but I just miss Kelly and Michelle’s matching halter tops and synchronized hand waving.

Destiny’s Child had a formula and it worked every time… Dirty Beyonce is unpredictable.

Funny Video: Wanda Sykes On Her Voice & Being Mistaken For Lenny Kravitz

This is from April but it’s relevant because she’s talking about the new Ice Age movie which just came out and Lenny Kravitz, who never goes out of style.

“As a kid my mother would try to get me to change my voice, like to sound more pleasant. I guess my voice got on her nerves or something cause I was outside playing, not even talking to her, playing with my friends…she would yell out the window, ‘Wanda, change your voice!'”  Continue reading “Funny Video: Wanda Sykes On Her Voice & Being Mistaken For Lenny Kravitz”