Melissa Joan Hart Kissed Ryan Reynolds Because He Gave Her a Watch

Ryan Reynolds Sabrina the teenage witch Back when Melissa Joan Hart was 19, she filmed a Sabrina The Teenage Witch movie for Showtime that co-starred a less chiseled and more curly-haired 17-year-old Ryan Reynolds.

Joan Hart tells Chelsea Lately guest host Ross Matthews that Ryan, who had a “creepy scene” in the 1996 movie where he “practically” tried to rape her, gave her a fancy Beluga watch after a few weeks of hanging out, flirting and camping.

He like, threw this box at me and basically walked out of my dressing room, and I kind of stopped his car, it was very dramatic, she told Matthews. “I was in the headlights and I was like ‘Stop!’ ‘Cause I opened the box and it was like a Beluga watch, like a gorgeous watch … I stopped his car and I walked around the car and I wasn’t sure if I was going to get mad at him and I just grabbed him and started kissing him.”

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Trailer: The Human Centipede II (A Sequel To The Grossest Movie EVER)

Horror fans may be aware of the 2009 film The Human Centipede, the most disturbing movie I’ve EVER seen besides Boys Don’t Cry (for different reasons)

The Human Centipede makes The Hills Have Eyes and Hostel look like Disney movies. I turned it off, around halfway through after watching it on Netflix.

If you’re not familiar, it’s a story of a sick doctor who kidnaps strangers and sews them together. Three people, two of them with their mouths sewn to the person in front of them’s anus, then the one in front is the “lucky” one, if you can picture that.

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Video: Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 Multiplayer

Official multiplayer footage from Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 has finally surfaced!

Things to expect include NEW killstreak rewards, NEW perk titles, NEW weapon bonuses, NEW grenades and shields and the return of heartbeat sensors.

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Lady Gaga’s “Yoü & I” Video Revealed

The “You & I” video was premiered today (on Madonna’s birthday!) as Mother Monster’s promised 1000th tweet. I’m not sure if my screen is broken or what but right now the video has 302 views??? WHAT?? It’s been out for several hours what is going on?

…Honestly it’s more like the “I & I” video has been revealed. Lady Gaga’s male alter-ego Jo Calderone makes an appearance in the video, smoking and looking hysterical. Also turquoise Gaga, long and short black-head Gaga, Blonde Gaga and horny flopping-mermaid Gaga, of indistinguishable color.

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