Miley Cyrus Can’t Stop Being a Real Girl, Rips Off Internet Art in Latest Video

Miley Cyrus does pretty much everything you’d expect her to in the new “We Can’t Stop” video…

Shakes the ass like it has epilepsy, Parkinson’s and damage from a prior stroke, thrusts her pelvis at the ceiling above her bed and puts sunglasses on taxidermy animals who surely have better things to do.
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There’s also a skull made of french fries that may give you deja vu ’cause McMiracles by Christopher Chiappa (top right) has totally been floating around Tumblr and other digital avenues for years.

I finally realized what Miley looks like after the old-news haircut! You know those freaky sex dolls?
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Like there’s probably a pristine, virginal-looking real doll, then maybe a few other alternative variations like the one that pops in an anal bead or two if you seduce it with Public Enemy songs?  Continue reading “Miley Cyrus Can’t Stop Being a Real Girl, Rips Off Internet Art in Latest Video”

Miley Shows Liam Hemsworth She’s Ready For Anal Penetration

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Miley Cyrus has been promoting her new coke and MDMA-fueled single “We Can’t Stop” by spamming the crap out of her Twitter followers. In one of her more recent reminders, she wrote “editing #wecantstop” along with this wonderful picture of her in the traditional “downward dog wants anal” pose.

This was either a hello to Liam Hemsworth or an “I’ve got a love and I know that it’s all mine” message to Amanda Bynes, who totally thinks Liam is the most gorgeous white vagina-murderer in the land.

8====D Bonus Miley Cyrus arse pic here if that’s really something you’re not sick of yet <—–

Pamela Anderson, Michael Keaton and Miley Cyrus All Got Naked This Week

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Partially naked Pamela Anderson, Michael Keaton and Miley Cyrus are like the three Fun Dip flavors, except fewer people want to lick the stick for fear of hepatitis (from at least two of them, right?).

Here’s how this happened… Pro white mamba charmer Pamela Anderson posed for Brazilian Vogue, actually looking better at 45 than monokini Miley on the new cover of her “We Can’t Stop” single...
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Then Michael Keaton, the only acceptable Batman, jumped around Times Square in his undies while filming Birdman, co-starring Emma Stone, Zach Galifianakis, Naomi Watts and Edward Norton.

I know your freaky ass is marrying Beetlejuice. But who do you f*ck and who do you kill?  Continue reading “Pamela Anderson, Michael Keaton and Miley Cyrus All Got Naked This Week”