Here’s Whoopi on the Set of Michael Bay’s ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’

Whoopi Goldberg teenage mutant ninja turtles I haven’t seen Whoopi Goldberg in a while, and especially not in a movie, but here she is, walking around the set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with Tina Turner/Diana Ross hair, dressed in a bruise-colored bag of some sort.

If you’re wondering why I’ve attached Michael Bay‘s name to the new TMNT movie even though he’s just a producer (Jonathan Liebesman, who worked with Bay on Texas Chainsaw: The Beginning, directs), it’s because I want you to know that it will suck because of him, no matter how little he’s involved.

Dude has been obsessed with ruining our favorite childhood cartoons and toys since the first Transformers installment. (Please watch this hypothetical “what if Michael Bay directed Titanic” video.)

Anyway, Whoopi plays the big boss lady at Channel 6 News, who’ll probably be trying to prevent a pesky April O’Neil turtle pregnancy throughout the film. (Will Arnett is Fox’s fumbling cameraman.)

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Farting, Peeing and Menopause, With Your Host: Whoopi Goldberg!

Whoopi Watch what happens liveWhoopi Goldberg makes aging look so fun. You basically get to sit around all day in a hammock smoking pot. Peeing yourself as soon as your foot touches the ground is also a part of it.

Goldberg admitted this week on Watch What Happens Live that her bladder isn’t quite what it used to be. When Andy Cohen asked her if she could do one jumping jack in ten seconds (referencing 1986’s Jumpin’ Jack Flash) she said: “No. You know why? Because every time I land I pee.” She also alluded to the fact that her intestines had somehow improved. “I don’t fart as much as I used to but I find that a sneeze is dangerous. A cough can be dangerous.”  Continue reading “Farting, Peeing and Menopause, With Your Host: Whoopi Goldberg!”

Kareem, Making People Look Small Since 1947

Towering above Zooey Deschanel, Whoopi Goldberg and MSNB's Andrea Mitchell

A few days ago I saw a photo of legendary Bucks/Lakers center Kareem Abdul-Jabbar posing with Zooey Deschanel (in four-inch heels) backstage at The View.

I wanted  similar visuals so naturally I went to Kareem’s Twitter (plus Google image search) and found a goldmine. Continue reading “Kareem, Making People Look Small Since 1947”