Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [8-9-12]

Remember when Will Ferrell had to put on makeup to look like George Bush? (E! Online)

Very few people look good with red hair. Here’s a list of men and women who somehow do. (The Berry)

Possible Dawson’s Creek reunion on Don’t Trust The B? Yes please. (The Celebrity Cafe)

Raffi isn’t as friendly as you’d imagine. (Gawker)

Uma Thurman hugs headless Lucy Liu (it’s not what you think). (Pajiba)

30-year-old Paranormal State star diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. (TV Guide)

Soccer star Hope Solo is Ridin’ Solo against Japan’s offense, wins gold (NBC)

Quick! Somebody make a missing poster for Kelly Osbourne‘s eyebrows. (Evil Beet)

Matt Lauer ages himself, calls Meredith Vieira an “Indian giver” (Zap2it)

Hallelujah. Gossip Girl’s Penn Badgley is Jeff Buckley. (Stereogum)

Leslie Mann pokes Megan Fox‘s boob in the This Is 40 trailer. (Yahoo!)

Hatebreed doesn’t like when people identify them as white supremacists. (NME)

Will Ferrell Calls Kristen Stewart ‘A Trampire’

Will Ferrell appeared on TBS’ Conan Thursday evening to promote The Campaign and express his [comedic] feelings about Kristen Stewart’s cheating scandal.

This is actually the third time he’s poked fun at the global unimportance of Robert Pattinson’s heartbreak. He told MTV that Stewart was on his “shitlist,” then a week ago he took to MSNBC’s Morning Joe to talk about the olympics and to say:

“He moved out. Yes, it’s important. I don’t care what’s going on in Syria. This is what’s happening here. She made out with a director – the director’s married…Rob Pattinson said, ‘That’s enough.’ It’s a sin.”

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