Car Thief Hit By His Own Brick

This gif, made from a video of a drunken criminal in Drogheda, Ireland is so funny it’ll knock you out, make you sh*t bricks, and all those other puns you were expecting.

When the police arrived outside of Gerry Brady’s Pub to investigate the incident, the car thief accused the pub’s owner of “attacking” him.

Fast-forward to Irish cops keeling over with laughter after reviewing surveillance footage that showed him out cold after losing a fight with a car.

Alec Baldwin and His Wife Commit Hate Crimes and Throw People Out Windows

Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas casualAlec Baldwin is being investigated for calling one New York Post photographer a “coon” and telling another that he wanted to choke her to death. Meanwhile, his wife is being sued for teaching crappy injury-causing yoga classes.

One story is easier to believe than the other since we all know Alec Baldwin once called his daughter a pig and wore a Klan robe on a public street in broad daylight. Baldwin denied making the racist remarks, which originated because he was asked about the allegations against his pregnant wife…

Allegations that she, Hilaria Thomas, yoga instructor extraordinaire, overbooked a class and the overbooking supposedly resulted in a man putting his leg through a window.  Continue reading “Alec Baldwin and His Wife Commit Hate Crimes and Throw People Out Windows”