Is Bruce Jenner Actually Becoming a Woman?

Bruce Jenner transitionAfter reading countless gossip articles telling us basically that the Jenner/Kardashian patriarch Bruce Jenner is becoming a woman all because he likes to wear his hair in a ponytail, I decided the “news” was probably nonsense, but finally, after seeing him with, as the Washington Post points out, long highlighted hair, a French manicure, diamond earrings and lip gloss and his own stepdaughter Kim Kardashian confirming that he’s filming a docuseries about his “journey,” it seems that yes, Bruce Jenner is actually becoming a woman.

An Us Weekly source alleges that Bruce has wanted to transition from male to female, or at least enjoyed wearing women’s clothing, since his Olympic golden days.  Continue reading “Is Bruce Jenner Actually Becoming a Woman?”

The Woman Who Had Her Butt Grabbed by Robin Thicke Thinks You’re All Being a Bit Dramatic

Robin Thicke grabbing buttRobin Thicke caused a big stink when a photo of him posing with a socialite at a VMA party with his hand totally on her butt surfaced. Honestly I do think it is more common for a dude to put his palm on a woman’s back or shoulder when posing for a photo, but it’s Robin Thicke.

I don’t mean that like, he sings “Blurred Lines” so of course he can randomly grope whoever and it’s unsurprising. That song is actually about his wife (not rape, you twats)

“My wife is Mrs. Good Girl… gradually over our marriage I’ve turned her into a bad girl,” Thicke told Howard Stern on the controversy surrounding the song’s meaning.

Back to what I was saying… It’s Robin Thicke, handsome soulful son of Alan Thicke. Paula Patton (wifey) was probably standing right next to him when he took that photo. The woman in question, Lana Scolaro, a sort of cross between Taylor Momsen and Nicky Hilton, says you’re all overreacting. And she’s right.

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World Says ‘Meh’ After Finding Out Brittney Griner is Gay and Already ‘Out’ to Everyone She Knows

Brittney Griner bowtieAt 6’8,” Baylor Bear Brittney Griner is beyond tall enough to dunk. She was just drafted #1 in the WNBA and is one of the few female basketball players who should really be allowed to play against men.

As of April 17, she is also openly gay, and no one seems to care. But is that progress, or bias?

“I really couldn’t give an answer on why that’s so different,” Griner responded after being asked why people seem more accepting of gay women in the WNBA. “Being one that’s out, it’s just being who you are.”

“Again, like I said, just be who you are,” she continued. “Don’t worry about what other people are going to say, because they’re always going to say something, but, if you’re just true to yourself, let that shine through. Don’t hide who you really are.”  Continue reading “World Says ‘Meh’ After Finding Out Brittney Griner is Gay and Already ‘Out’ to Everyone She Knows”

Jennifer Love Hewitt Strips on Top of a Warehouse For ‘The Client List’

Jennifer Love Hewitt I'm a womanTo remind everyone that her last name alphabetically comes before “Lopez,” “Lawrence” and “Hudson,” Jennifer Love Hewitt filmed a very steamy promo/music video for season 2 of The Client List. 

Oh how this brings me back to 1999, when Hugetits could sustain a spot on the Billboard Hot 100 by throwing on a wifebeater and propping herself up next to a car after not washing her hair for six days. I’m talking about the video for her song “How Do I Deal,” of course. Like Tyra Banks and Heidi Montag, J-Love has always kept a music career in her back pocket. (Her songs were only slightly more ear friendly, in a LeAnn-Rimes-on-the-Coyote Ugly-soundtrack sort of way.)  Continue reading “Jennifer Love Hewitt Strips on Top of a Warehouse For ‘The Client List’”

Schwarzenegger’s Forgotten Unit Unearthed in New Jersey

Arnold flashingThe past week has not been easy for symbols of American machismo.

First Burt Reynolds and his mustache were placed in the ICU after coming down with decimating winter flu. Ron Jeremy, also in intensive care, had an aneurysm, and a vintage photo of Austrian muscle man turned Cali Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger engaged in a lewd act was reportedly discovered in a storage locker belonging to late Penthouse founder Bob Guccione.

I picture a team of khaki-laden archaeologists dusting the corners of this locker, imagining it was a highly precious mystery holding secrets of mankind, or at least deleted scenes from Jurassic Park.  Continue reading “Schwarzenegger’s Forgotten Unit Unearthed in New Jersey”

Team Breezy Floods Woman’s Feed With Death Threats After Chris Brown Leaves Twitter

News producer and comedy writer Jenny Johnson has never been shy about voicing her opinion, especially when it comes to violent asshole Chris Brown.

After an especially volatile personal exchange on Twitter with Brown (where he called her a “hoe” and a “bush pig,” told her to suck his dick and said he wanted to shit in her mouth and on her eye), he tucked his tail between his legs and deactivated his account.

Chris’s delusional fans, Team Breezy, responded exactly how you’d expect people who would probably list misogyny as their religion if they could define or spell it.

Johnson received death threats. Grammatically incorrect messages like “i want kill you!” and “let’s kill this bitch out !!” were most common. Continue reading “Team Breezy Floods Woman’s Feed With Death Threats After Chris Brown Leaves Twitter”

Jared Leto: Hottest Man, Ugliest Woman?

Remember in Congo when Amy the talking gorilla calls Laura Linney an “ugly woman?” Random reference but I can’t help but recall the phrase after seeing Jared Leto in drag for a new movie role.

Looks like Matthew McConaughey isn’t the only one going through a drastic transformation for Jean-Marc Vallée new film The Dallas Buyers Club based on the true story of Ron Woodroof’s battle with aids in 1986.

TMZ thinks he looks like Kristen Stewart (low, untrue blow) but I’m going with Parker Posey. One thing’s for sure, he’s no Bruno Mars.

Cee Lo Denies Involvement In Sexual Battery Case

A woman in L.A. has filed a case against “Fuck You” singer and Gnarls Barkley/Goodie Mob member Cee Lo Green, accusing him of sexually assaulting her.

No one knows the name of the victim, what kind of assault occurred or where  it happened, but sources tell TMZ that detectives have questioned employees of a restaurant in downtown Los Angeles.

Cee Lo aka Thomas DeCarlo Callaway, says he hasn’t been to the restaurant in at least 3 months and that “Nothing ever happened there or anywhere else.”

This better not be true. I love me some Cee Lo. He’s like a floating torso in a white suit.  Seeing him flirt with scantily clad female contestants on The Voice would never be the same.  Continue reading “Cee Lo Denies Involvement In Sexual Battery Case”

Bus Driver Punches Woman Like A Championship Boxer And Tosses Her Off The Bus

Who hasn’t been on the bus when a vicious yelling match or knife fight broke out?

Keeping that in mind, would be kind of surprised to hear that a bus driver in Ohio punched a belligerent barking woman? Still no?

What if I told you that he delivered the sickest uppercut to her jaw since Buster Douglas knocked out Mike Tyson in 1990 and threw her out of the bus like she was a dry Christmas tree on January 1st?

The Cleveland RTA (Regional Transit Authority) is looking into the fight after it gained national attention and sparked a debate of whether it’s ever okay to hit a woman unless it’s Ron Perlman in Frankie Go Boom or the MMA’s Ronda Rousey (because she’d kick your ass for trying).

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Trailer: 3, 2, 1… Frankie Go Boom

Frankie Go Boom might be on your radar because of Ron Perlman’s role as “Phyllis” the transgendered hacker. Also, there are a lot of famous people who I specifically like in it such as Lizzy Caplan, Charlie Hunnam (Jax on Sons of Anarchy), Chris Noth and Whitney Cummings.

Chris O’Dowd (Bridesmaids) plays Hunnam’s brother, which is especially funny because they’re both from the UK and speaking with American accents.  Continue reading “Trailer: 3, 2, 1… Frankie Go Boom”

Spider Lives Inside Woman’s Ear For Nearly A Week

A Chinese woman visited the hospital to investigate the cause of itchiness in her ear only to have the doctor tell her that a spider had booked five days at the waxy Hilton suite otherwise known as her ear canal.

A Reddit user posted an x-ray of the nightmare from a news program in the Hunan province.

Many saw the picture and decided to share their own insect horror stories.

I generally have a strong stomach but this is a bit out of my comfort zone.

I was basically given arachnophobia by my own family after they repeatedly made me carry up piles of dry wood from below our house. Each piece held several wonderfully eight-eyed black and brown surprises, and they often fell onto my skin. Thanks, mom.  Continue reading “Spider Lives Inside Woman’s Ear For Nearly A Week”

Daniel Tosh Makes Rape Joke At Heckler’s Expense Then Apologizes, Poorly

A female audience member at a Daniel Tosh (host of Comedy Central’s Tosh.0) set took offense to a rape joke and in turn was humiliated beyond the call of duty.

A friend of the woman wrote in detail about the incident on her blog:

“I yelled out, ‘Actually, rape jokes are never funny!’ I did it because, even though being ‘disruptive’ is against my nature, I felt that sitting there and saying nothing, or leaving quietly, would have been against my values as a person and as a woman.

I don’t sit there while someone tells me how I should feel about something as profound and damaging as rape.  After I called out to him, Tosh paused for a moment. 

Then, he says, ‘Wouldn’t it be funny if that girl got raped by like, 5 guys right now? Like right now? What if a bunch of guys just raped her…’”  Continue reading “Daniel Tosh Makes Rape Joke At Heckler’s Expense Then Apologizes, Poorly”

Breast-Baring Australian Robber The ‘Buxom Bandit’ Flubs Gas Station Burglary

An unidentified blonde woman in her 20’s messed up a robbery on Monday when she entered a Queensland Gold Coast service station and failed to cover her face. She also wore a single glove, like Michael Jackson with boobs! Eee heee.

The most noticeable thing about the security footage was her chest so maybe the ‘Buxom Bandit” as she’s being called, is in the clear after all.

But why bring a knife when you’ve got pre-baby Jessica Simpson artillery to use as a distraction?

Her male accomplice was outside filling up on gas as she ‘terrorized’ the clerk with threats and made off with under $200 dollars from the cash register. Continue reading “Breast-Baring Australian Robber The ‘Buxom Bandit’ Flubs Gas Station Burglary”

Terrell Owens Caught One-Handed On Skype

An anonymous woman who says she watched Terrell “T.O.” Owens pleasure himself on Skype numerous times is now shopping around screenshots of their video chat meet ups.

She says they met on Twitter and that he masturbated in front of her on 10 different occasions but that she never did anything in return.

On Tuesday she told Philadelphia Daily News that her reason for selling the images is revenge, in a sense.

“He was getting back with his girlfriend and sent a few replies like, ‘Who is this? I don’t know you.’ The money is a bonus, but he needs to know not to do stuff like this.”  Continue reading “Terrell Owens Caught One-Handed On Skype”

Women Don’t Surpass Adam Carolla’s Overwhelming Comedy Standards

Adam Carolla came under fire for an interview with the New York Post where he said that women writers and women in general are, as a rule, less funny than men.

“They make you hire a certain number of chicks, and they’re always the least funny on the writing staff. The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.”

If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I’m just gonna tell her, ‘Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”

He said he wasn’t worried about reactions to his comments, that:  Continue reading “Women Don’t Surpass Adam Carolla’s Overwhelming Comedy Standards”

Jimmy Fallon Flashed At Book Signing

A woman wearing a fake mustache flashed her boobs at Jimmy Fallon at a book signing for Thank You Notes 2 at Barnes and Noble in New York’s St. Patrick’s Cathedral on Thursday.

She was escorted out shortly after baring her bosoms, and according to TMZ this isn’t her first offense.

I’ve seen lady flashers in public three times. At the Oregon Country Fair (it’d be a surprise to NOT see nudity there), an outdoor Violent Femmes concert, and a Howard Stern comedy tour. “Hot flasher” is an oxymoron.

Against Me! Singer Tom Gabel Is Transitioning

Tom Gabel, lead singer for the rock band Against Me! has revealed his struggle with gender dysmorphia in the upcoming issue of Rolling Stone.

Soon he will go by the name Laura Jane Grace, begin taking hormones, and have his body hair removed. He will remain married to his wife Heather.

Gabel tells the magazine, “For me, the most terrifying thing about this was how she would accept the news, but she’s been super amazing and understanding.”

“I’m going to have embarrassing moments, and that won’t be fun. But that’s part of what talking to you is about – is hoping people will understand, and hoping they’ll be fairly kind.”  Continue reading “Against Me! Singer Tom Gabel Is Transitioning”