To The Man At The Megadeth Concert – Claim Your Baby

A blue-haired, fishnet/biker boot-wearing woman on Craigslist is searching for the father of her child, a man with a red mohawk and pentagram earrings.

This from a now deleted post in the “Missed Connections” section.

The super-descriptive anonymous woman titled it Did we hook up at the Megadeth/Motorhead concert? – w4m – 28 (Aragon Ballroom).” Here is the full NSFW post, via Fuse:

“Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, knee high black biker boots.
You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.

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Ron Perlman In ‘Frankie Go Boom’ AKA Unpretty Monkey Woman

Female hackers are hip right now. Lisbeth Salander and her Macbook plus that CBS show whose script had too much in common with The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo and was threatened by Sony Pictures.

One hacker movie that isn’t going to have their mailbox stuffed full of legal letters is Ron Perlman‘s latest, Frankie Go Boom, in which he plays a (super hot) transgendered hacker.

It stars Lizzie Caplan, Chris O’Dowd, Whitney Cummings and Perlman’s Anarchy stepson Charlie Hunnam/Jax Teller.

The plot seems to involve two brothers who visit Perlman’s character “Phil” in hopes of removing a scandalous video from the internet.

Once they discover he’s transformed into “Phyllis” things get more complicated, apparently.  Continue reading “Ron Perlman In ‘Frankie Go Boom’ AKA Unpretty Monkey Woman”

UK Woman’s Implant Explodes During Paintball

After a 26 year-old British woman’s implant burst during paintball, the company, UK Paintball, decided to quickly rewrite their policies. The front page of their website contains a humorous statement:

“Due to an incident at our Croydon Paintballing centre on Saturday 20 August 2011 we respectfully ask that any ladies with surgical breast implants notify our team at the time of booking. You will be given special information on the dangers of paintballing with enhanced boobs and asked to sign a disclaimer. You will also be issued with extra padding to protect your implants while paintballing. Thank you for your cooperation…”  Continue reading “UK Woman’s Implant Explodes During Paintball”