Bieber Injures Wrist in ATV Crash

Justin bieber four wheelerLast week, wittle baby Justin Bieber climbed up on a big bad four wheeler and hurt his itsy bitsy wrist. Did I mention he was arrested, or that Selena Gomez was there?

A photographer in a minivan reportedly caused the ATV crash in Ontario, but it’s more probable that he sprained his wrist texting, shaking his fist at the paparazzo he got in a fight with or whacking off to pictures of himself.

The weirdest part is that noted lawyer Gloria Allred is getting involved, and at first I thought she was repping Bieber (which would make sense since she’s all about protecting women’s rights), but she’s on team paparazzi, looking to imprison the Biebs in rusty shackles somewhere comparable to where Bane sent Batman, I hope.  Continue reading “Bieber Injures Wrist in ATV Crash”

Jennifer Love Hewitt Broke Her Wrist While [Handjob] Training For ‘The Client List’

It seems Ms. HugeTits broke her wrist training for the role of a woman who is “forced” into working at a happy ending massage parlor on The Client List.

Unfortunately, J-Love did not sprain it after an especially vigorous simulated handjob, she did it boxing.

Jennifer likes to punch things, possibly pretending the bag is every member of the media who ever drew attention to her rapidly shrinking and expanding waistline.

“Guess who broke her wrist yesterday boxing to get fit for season two! I will be spending the weekend resting in my pjs,” she wrote on Twitter.  Continue reading “Jennifer Love Hewitt Broke Her Wrist While [Handjob] Training For ‘The Client List’”