Lizard Squad, a hacker group whose bio reads “Some lizards just want to watch the world burn,” have tapped into the Xbox Live servers for the second time this week, rendering it unavailable for several hours.
This directly affects me and therefore makes me angrier than She-Hulk with third world dysentery.
“Why are they doing this?” you may ask. Well, the “reasons” for hacking are eerily similar to the “reasons” people commit murder:
1. Just because they can. 2. It makes them feel powerful. 3. They like the attention.