Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [9-18-12]

Toronto Blue Jay writes “You Are A Faggot” in Spanish under his eyes. (Deadspin)

New Robocop suit looks like a more plated version of Mass Effect armor. (Coming Soon)

Mitt Romney caught on tape admitting he doesn’t care about 50% of the nation. (The Guardian)

NBA star Jeremy Lin is still sleeping on his teammates couches. (Yahoo!)

Amanda Bynes’ uncle Rick wants her to ‘get help.‘ (Celebuzz)

The most downloaded artist in America is…. Drake. Rihanna most pirated worldwide. (Spin)

Christina Aguilera says there’s plenty of room for her and Britney on TV. (ONTD!)

Thieves drive car through window of Apple Store. (ohmyGAHH!)