Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [8-21-12]

A dead fairy really is the best kind. True Blood recap season five, episode 11 “Sunset.” (i09)

Obama is still a military-hating Muslim, says Hank Williams Jr. (CBS)

The “hilarious” Avengers gag reel disappeared from the net in a cloud of Loki smoke. (Mashable)

Lea Michele loves when men pull her top off. (Nylon)

Guess who feels bad for the guy who said women’s bodies reject pregnancy after rape? (Yahoo!)

Miley Cyrus gets a little dub in her step. (Huffington Post)

New perfume bottle looks just like [cyborg] Nicki Minaj. (Spin)

Wynonna Judd‘s husband “Cactus” Moser lost his leg. (Los Angeles Times)

The Office‘s Phyllis was once a St. Louis Cardinals cheerleader. (Grouchy Muffin)

Minka Kelly and James Marsden are Jackie O and JFK, naturally. (E! Online)