Christina Aguilera Turns Technicolored Tricks in New “Your Body” Video

I gotta say, X-tina looks good in the new vid. She hid the weight Oprah-style with face contour, dishonest lighting, and triple-layer Spanx.

The opening “No men were harmed” warning label shows she maintained her consistentfeminist” music video theme: Dominance over men while dressed as RuPaul as possible. This video is no exception.

First we see Christina the hitchhiker. To be honest, I don’t know many men who would make out with a roadside stranger who is wearing THAT MANY ACCESSORIES AND NO PANTS. It just doesn’t make sense, it can only end in pink fumes.  Continue reading “Christina Aguilera Turns Technicolored Tricks in New “Your Body” Video”