Video: Woman Keeps an Arsenal of Useful Items in Her Bra

Some women keep money in their bras, or weed, like my best friend. Others take it to another level… Watch this magician in action as she pulls a flash, a fifth of vodka and a whole bunch of keys out from under her boob like it’s nothing.
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Couldn’t even tell any of that stuff was in there, could you? (Via Grouchy Muffin)

Video: Dum Dum Urges Girls to Stay With Guys Who Hit Them

So Howard Stern was recently talking about this video of a girl explaining why guys who give you black eyes are keepers. She’s 100% serious and it’s equal parts sad and funny.

Press play to listen to why you need to stay with abusive dudes who may or may not kill you. It might be the most busted-up “logic” you’ve ever heard.

I just wanted to say that if your boyfriend or the guy that you’re with puts his hands on you like he hits you or beats you up or whatever he does, stay with him. That nigga fucking loves you because he’s risking for you to press charges on him. He’s risking for you calling the police. He’s gonna do time or he’s gonna have to pay money to get out of jail or whatever the case may be, he’s risking all of that for you so that nigga fucking loves you.

Video: MJ’s “Thriller” in 20 Different Styles

Anthony Vincent of the Ten Second Songs is back singing Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” in various spooky styles like Rob Zombie, Marilyn Manson, Jack Skellington and The Spice Girls. He’s vocally versatile to the point of making me want to ritualistically murder him and eat his flesh in hopes of becoming just as disgustingly talented.

Just in time for Halloween, the holiday where you become a slut to get attention and I become one to get free candy.  Continue reading “Video: MJ’s “Thriller” in 20 Different Styles”

Coke Turns to Demon Puke When You Boil it

You’ve probably heard the urban legend about mixing Pop Rocks and Coke, and that Pepsi is so acidic it can be used to remove rust and super-caked on grime on items that probably belong in the trash (since you’re considering dumping soda on them), but you’ve probably never wondered or seen what happens to Coca-Cola when you boil it for a few minutes.

YouTube user CrazyRussianHacker, known for videos of college-friendly “Life Hacks” like beer-stacking and Cheeto-eating techniques, showed us what a pot containing two 16 oz. bottles of Coke looks like after being on a stove top, and it’s pretty gross.  Continue reading “Coke Turns to Demon Puke When You Boil it”

Rebecca Black Pours Corn Syrup in Our Eardrums With ‘Friday’ Follow-Up

Rebecca Black Saturday phoneYou and Rebecca Black might have more in common than you think. Like you, she’s still trying to get “Friday” out of her head. This according to lyrics from her new song, “Saturday.”

At 16, she’s three years older than you remember her, but, as you know, this age difference isn’t terribly noticeable in terms of maturity.

She’s still referencing her old song (“gotta have my bowl”), partying “all night” and wondering where the peanut butter and some guy’s pants have gone.

Unfortunately, it’s not quite as catchy as “Friday” and probably won’t spawn as many awesome parodies. 

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Video: Lorde – “Team”

Lorde JUST turned 17, probably wrote the majority of the songs from her debut when she was like 12 because she’s some sort of chart-topping genius and is generally amazing.

“Team” is as good as anything from Pure Heroine, and Lorde (pronounced “Lord,” real name: Ella Yelich-O’Connor) and her friends drink out of milk cartons and bounce around in boat yards in the video.

She’s actually so insanely popular that “Team” crashed the living crap out of YouTube. 

Olympian Tom Daley and Actress Maria Bello Casually Step of the Closet


In totally unsurprising and then slightly surprising news, Olympic diver Tom Daley and Maria Bello (played the wife in A History of Violence and replaced Rachel Weisz in the last Mummy movie) both announced that they are in same-sex relationships this weekend.

Daley – a Tumblr-favorite and teen icon in his own right – has had gay rumors swirling around him like a tornado since we first heard his name, but I’m less in tune (and therefore more interested) in the personal life of Bello.

In a touching article for The New York Times, Bello described a discussion she had with her 12-year-old son about romance. When she decided to tell him that her partner was a woman, he sweetly replied, “Mom, love is love, whatever you are.” Excerpt:

From left: Maria, Dan McDermott, Jack and Clare Munn

I loved him so much for saying that. “But Jack, I’m a little scared,” I said. “When I was younger, people judged you if you were in a romantic relationship with a person of the same sex, and some still do. So I’m not sure how to deal with this. But we’ll figure it out together.”

She went on to say that her, her ex, their son and her partner Clare live in complete harmony. In the piece entitled “Coming Out as a Modern Family,” she writes that they all have dinner together every night and carpool to soccer tournaments.  Continue reading “Olympian Tom Daley and Actress Maria Bello Casually Step of the Closet”

Funny Video: Granny Sh*t Talks While Playing GTA V

In case you hadn’t heard, everyone and their grandma, apparently, are playing GTA V this month.

There’s parachuting, “Grand Theft Auto hell” for bad sports who blow up personal vehicles and a $500,000 stimulus package that no one needs because everyone’s making virtual millions using car-selling glitches.

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Twerking YouTube Girl on Fire is a Stuntwoman :(

The  woman who lit herself on fire while twerking against a door (see GIF a few posts down) is actually a stuntwoman in cahoots with Jimmy Kimmel named Daphne Avalon.

Sadly, being in on the joke instantly makes it much less funny. I feel cheated, just like that other time the woman who burned her hand on a curling iron while singing Kreayshawn turned out to be an actress, or the other time the celebrities read the mean tweets that were mostly made up by comedians.

Kimmel pretended to interview the booty-shaking burn victim whose twerk fail video was one of the most popular of the week on his show last night, eventually revealing a director’s cut that featured him putting out the fire (in a matching pink shirt) with an extinguisher. Continue reading “Twerking YouTube Girl on Fire is a Stuntwoman :(“

GIF: Skrillex KNOCKED OUT in Mexico


The man responsible for popularizing dubstep ran straight into a large and heavy piece of equipment on stage in Mexico City during 2012’s Mothership Tour. (Whomp whomp whomp / Bangarang?)

As Uproxx pointed out, it’s a great video whether you love or hate the genre because it’s humanly impossibly not to laugh at people when they fall straight on their ass in such a slip-of-the-peel type of way.

(I personally don’t hate Skrillex. Ellie Goulding gave him the time of day so he must not be that bad…)

Justin Timberlake’s “Tunnel Vision” Banned From YouTube for Boobies

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The video for J-Timbo’s “Tunnel Vision” has been temporarily banned from YouTube because of all the topless women snake dancing through the frame as Justin sings about Jessica Biel’s cave of wonders.

Fortunately or unfortunately the video will likely be back on YouTube with an age-restricted required sign-in just like Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” and David Bowie’s “The Next Day.”

I hate to bash America on the 4th of July, but this would never happen in Europe…  Continue reading “Justin Timberlake’s “Tunnel Vision” Banned From YouTube for Boobies”

Biracial Cheerios Commercial Trolls Get Awesome Response Video

little girl from the cheerios commercialThe best way to watch the new Cheerios commercial is without knowledge of the so-called controversy surrounding it. If you’re a reasonably educated liberal, the ad serves as an example of how far we’ve come since the mid 1960s, when interracial marriage was illegal in deep-south states like Mississippi and Georgia. You may not even notice that the parents are not the same color.

Many people who did notice were probably reminded of the hundreds of commercials featuring non-biracial Asian, black, white and Hispanic couples (plus silly, overly inclusive Army and college brochures) and found it refreshing. “It’s about time” seems like an appropriate thought.

Sadly, this country is full of moron bigots who love to hate people who are different and/or happier.

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Psy’s Less Catchy ‘Gentleman’ is Already More Popular Than Half the Videos on YouTube

Psy horse danceThe follow-up to Psy’s breakout hit “Gangnam Style” may be forgiven for being significantly less sing-along-worthy because of its quirky video. In “Gentleman” the South Korean rapper dances in all sorts of different locations, with all different types of people. Causing the most problems for the opposite sex by knocking them off treadmills, undoing their bikini tops and farting in their faces.

The few lyrics that are in English leave little to the imagination, but that’s okay because he’s just so damn adorable. (“Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you wet, you know who I am.”)

By the time you’re reading this, the video will have reached 50 million views, more than Demi Lovato’s “Heart Attack” and Nicki Minaj’s “High School” combined. Continue reading “Psy’s Less Catchy ‘Gentleman’ is Already More Popular Than Half the Videos on YouTube”

Video: Jen Miller – “Stay” (Rihanna Cover)

Lately, Ohio indie artist Jen Miller has been busy promoting her EP, Forget The Dirty Hearts, but she’s back on YouTube with new music. A cover of Rihanna’s latest single “Stay.”

“Not usually a massive fan of Top 40 songs but I really, really love this song,” Miller (Jenerally Speaking, on Facebook) wrote. (I still have NO IDEA why she hasn’t been signed to a major label.)

Father of the Year to Luis Rivera For Exploiting Son on YouTube

Lil Poopy clubThere are bad parents out there, I know. There are parents who miss childhood milestones like graduations and dance recitals. There are parents who buy their kids liquor and let them throw huge parties at their houses because they want to be more of a friend to their children than an actual guardian. Some parents, I think, see children as more of an accessory than anything else. These are bad parents.

Then we have your terrible, god awful, I-can’t-believe-the-doctor-didn’t-sterilize-you-after-he-found-out-you-were-pregnant parents. These are the ones who obviously don’t give a shit about their kids.

You have your Joe Jacksons, your Kris Jenners, your Casey Anthonys. Now, you can add Luis Rivera, Sr. to that list.  Continue reading “Father of the Year to Luis Rivera For Exploiting Son on YouTube”

Funny Video: Sh*t Girls Say To Gay Guys Part Two

Best part of the new sequel to “Shit Girls Say To Gay Guys” by and starring YouTube user Soundly Awake aka Nick Foti: when he sings “On My Own” from Les Miserables.

I’m guilty of saying at least two of these phrases to my poor “gay husband” Alejandro, but to be fair, he’s the one who says I’m a gay man disguised as a woman (because of my Calvin Harris obsession).

Video: Mario, Made Out Of 7,000 Post-Its

Some people have a lot of time on their hands. Thankfully, some choose to use it wisely. Like YouTube user FinalCutKing, who made a stop-motion video of Mario running on a wall using no less than 7,000 Post-It notes.

The Nintendo office throwback features guest appearances by Pac-Man and a few stray Tetris blocks… Guess he didn’t have the time to make Donkey Kong. Lazy.  Continue reading “Video: Mario, Made Out Of 7,000 Post-Its”