When I was about six years old, I would go over to my grandma and grandpa’s house to watch TV. I didn’t have television at home so when I visited them it was like the second coming of Christ, except Christ was Big Bird and Zack Morris in Saved By The Bell.
I didn’t have a “crush” on him, since I was still playing with Ninja Turtles and castle Legos, but Beach volleyball with Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Mario Lopez seemed a little more appealing than cow-tipping at the rural cesspool of my future.
I’ve been snapped right back into reality upon hearing that a very brunette almost-forty but still zexual Mark-Paul just married a very blonde ad exec named Catriona McGinn. Continue reading “Zack Morris Is All Grown Up And On His Second Marriage”