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‘Life After Beth’ is Aubrey Plaza’s ‘Warm Bodies’

As far as zombie comedies go, there’s Zombieland with its famed rules of escape, British zomedy Shaun of the Dead, Tucker & Dale vs. Evil, Planet Terror, Zack Snyder’s super gory Dawn of the Dead remake etc.

The latest, Life After Beth, has two parents (John C. Reilly and Molly Shannon) and a boyfriend (Dane DeHaan) dealing with the reality of their beloved (Aubrey Plaza) rising from the grave.

It’s essentially Warm Bodies with a gender reversal, only one zombie and a focus on the former human’s newfound appetite for flesh. Or Jennifer’s Body advertised properly, with queen of one-liners/Parks and Rec show-stealer as the dead girl.

In theaters August 15. Click HERE to watch the trailer. Continue reading “‘Life After Beth’ is Aubrey Plaza’s ‘Warm Bodies’” →

News

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [12-28-12]

Watch the first four minutes of the zombie comedy Warm Bodies here —> (ohmyGAHH!)

Shia LaBeouf is dating his teenage Nymphomaniac co-star Mia Goth. (Us Weekly)

Japanese porn star collects 100 bottles of jizz for her next film. (Gawker)

Letterman calls Leno the funniest, and also “most insecure” person. (Examiner)

Oxygen working on “All My Babies’ Mamas” starring rapper Shawty Lo. (MTV)

Gwyneth Paltrow turned into Jan Brady for the cover of her new cookbook. (Evil Beet)

I really don’t want to make fun of Miley Cyrus anymore, but she’s making it SO difficult. (E! Online)

News, Scary AF

Naked Miami Zombie Was Likely On ‘Bath Salts’

Rudy Eugene, the Florida man who was shot and killed near Miami Beach after police discovered him eating another man’s face in the nude on May 26, may have been high on an designer drug often called “bath salts” or “ivory wave.”

The victim is 65 year-old Ronald Poppo, whose bizarre case of has gone viral in every sense of the word. He is in critical condition and “unrecognizable” after the horrific events.

Eugene chewed off 80% percent of Poppo’s face, targeting his nose, ears, cheeks and eyes. People are calling him a “zombie” due to the fact that he continued biting after he was shot in the chest by the cops.

But what of this unusual synthetic psychoactive drug that he was speculated to be on? In its two forms, MDPV and mephedrone, it was once legal…

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Humor, TV, Videos

‘Walking Dead’ Writer Robert Kirkman, Not A Fan Of Zombie Fans

The man responsible for The Walking Dead comic book and therefore the show as well told Attack Of The Show host Kevin Pereira in an interview on Wednesday that he isn’t exactly thrilled when his followers dress like the flesheaters he made ever-so-popular.

“They’re nice people, I dunno, they’re somewhat crazy every now and then. They dress up as zombies a lot, that’s a little unsettling to me because people dressed up as zombies still terrify me. I get it, you’re trying to be a zombie, it’s unnerving, please don’t.”

He also said that the comic book industry needs to take itself more seriously in order to be taken seriously by everyone else, specifically the movie industry. On the slow second season of The Walking Dead he says:

There was the switchover from Frank Darabont to Glen Mazzara … I think that Glen Mazzara has a different style…he comes from a run and gun like, let’s blow through as much story as we can and force ourselves to come up with more stuff that will make the show interesting and let’s not hang on any moments let’s pay things off and then move on to the next thing.”

Humor, Scary AF, TV

How Not To Get A Zombie Out Of A Well, By ‘The Walking Dead’

In “Cherokee Rose,” episode four of The Walking Dead season two, we learn a very valuable lesson, exactly what not to do when there’s a zombie stuck in your well. And, since I encounter this dilemma nearly every day, I figured I’d write down the anti-instructions.

Step One: Nearly forget to check your water source before drinking from it. At the last minute, notice shirtless mongoloid closed-eye fatty boom boom walker at bottom, poisoning your tap fluids.

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Indie, Music, Rap, Videos

Video: Soulja Boy, Matt & Kim, Andrew W.K. – “I’m A Goner”

Watch the new video from the weirdest and most random collection of people – Soulja Boy, Andrew W.K. and Matt & Kim! It’s like the musical equivalent of stoner food, you put some chocolate with some bacon and some waffles and it turns out to be SATIATING. Surprise.

It’s indie/rap/rock/zombie/morgue-tastic.

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