Justin Bieber’s Penis Statue

That guy that makes super creepy shock value statues is at it again…

The 46 year-old Connecticut-based sculptor, Daniel Edward, who is famous for his pop culture related “art.” He once did a sculpture of Britney Spears giving birth, all bent over on a bearskin rug AND more recently he made one of a naked conjoined Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber. (Justin and Selena As One, he called it)

He defends his recent statue,

“It would be naive and hypocritical for anyone to be offended by this simple sculpture, yet be apathetic towards the plethora of images to which they subject themselves on a daily basis. I stand by the work.“

Well, that’s interesting, but it still doesn’t explain why you felt the need to give us a look into your head, your abstract representation of Bieber Weiner, for instance? Just, WHY?

It’s very royal, royal Canadian, why is the shaft a cartoon character? Come to think of it, I think he may be on to something…

I think that is EXACTLY what Justin Bieber’s penis looks like, not a penis. Because he doesn’t have one, have you heard his voice? Too high for me to believe he owns one, not in human form anyway.

Here are Daniel Edward’s previous surprising pieces of artwork…

[I like all the Canadian symbolism but I feel bad that the biggest Canadian celebrity of 2010-2011 is a high-top wearing, bleach-tooth cyborg. Originally a factory malfunction, made 5 inches below regular cyborg height]

[I bet porn star Britney Rears is thrilled about this one]