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October 16, 2011 / Hallie Madenski

I Promise, Beyonce’s Baby Bump Isn’t Fake…

…It just LOOKS like a guinea pig trapped in a blanket.

Queen B made an appearance on the Australian talk show “Sunday Night HD,” last week and it wasn’t so much the talking but the visual that had every blog on the convoluted web ablaze like a plus-sized Jack-O-Lantern.

Rumors that Beyonce’s pregnancy is/was a complete sham crossed many people’s minds. But what exactly would the purpose of that be? Are Beyonce’s childbearing hips false advertising? Did she hire a surrogate?

OR is she actually much less pregnant and attempting to gain attention by wearing a lumpy bumpy fanny pack under her dress? I’ll never know WHY anyone would think that she made the whole thing up…

You’d have to be a complete loon to falsely announce to the world that a big pimpin’ parasite has invaded your womb.

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  1. kaye / Oct 16 2011 2:02 am

    Yeah she is faking it to get the press.


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