Rihanna Fans Her Clam, Seduces Jonathan Ross
Rihanna visited The Jonathan Ross Show in London, performing one of my favorite Talk That Talk tracks. It was especially wonderful when she waved her hand back and forth over the Barbados family jewels, to remind us of their existence.
Later, she squat-marks her territory until Ross is drawn out of his chair in an awkward sex trance.
Watch the not-so-elusive Caribbean puma stalk its prey, using highly effective vision and sense of hearing to effectively ambush a timid British talk show host.
During the interview portion, Rihanna discusses her movie career, relationship status and also her farmer-flashing incident in Ireland. (She joked about him wanting to shoot her and the “We Found Love” director) “Not looking, and I would not tell you that this is something to enjoy. Single life is so overrated, and maybe just for me, [light audience applause] please, maybe that’s the one single person in here that clapped.” “Really I came to the Brits just to stalk Adele, it really was nothing about me, it wasn’t about the Brits, it wasn’t about the performance, it was really just to see Adele again. I saw her at the Grammys, I mean, I love her…she has no idea.”
RiRi = WiWi? Wrong = Wong?