Pizza Hut – From Hot Dogs To Cheeseburgers
Curse you Pizza Hut for withholding more exotic options from me and my fellow Americans!
First it was hot dog stuffed-crust in the UK and now in the Middle East it’s a ring of cheeseburgers circling a pile of beef and vegetables. From their website:
“Grilled mini cheeseburgers nestled in golden crown crusts. All in a pizza topped with beef, fresh tomato and lettuce, delightfully drizzled with Pizza Hut’s special sauce.”
Pizza Hut ME – with locations in Egypt, Jordan, Kuwait, Lebanon, Turkey, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, UAE, Oman, Qatar and Bahrain – is also offering a chicken filet pizza as part of its Crown Crust Carnival.
It is branded as “The most royal pizza ever.” In countries where dictators and investors live in palaces surrounded by gold sofas, a “crown” of cheese and bread seems…Offensively kitschy but also comfortably familiar in that sickly way that I’m sure you understand.


I caught my sister sticking oscar Meyer’s into her friend Samantha’s cooter last week, for realz!