Attack Of The 26 Foot Marilyn
A 26-foot tall statue of Marilyn Monroe frozen in time doing her famous I-managed-to-make-a-subway-grate-sexy pose will be moved from Chicago and sent to Palm Springs, California next month.
“Forever Marilyn” may be as popular to tourists as Kennedy’s mistress herself but it was ranked number one in a list of bad public art with fiberglass cows and a tasteless statue of Bewitched star Elizabeth Montgomery in Salem trailing just behind. Some women even crinkled their nose and called the statue sexist while visitors shamelessly snap pictures from under her dress.
I guarantee, this will get you no closer to seeing actual female anatomy. It’s like that sad lump of plastic you discovered when you pulled your Barbie or Ken doll’s pants down all those years ago.