What’s Going On With Charlie Sheen’s Neck?
I should probably feel bad about writing an article on Charlie Sheen‘s HD neck wrinkles in the aftermath of the Colorado shooting. But, I’m only human and can’t stop the flow of “news” stories.
Sheen has been making the rounds, promoting his new show Anger Management (which I hear is a lot like Two And A Half Men minus one and a half of the men).
On Thursday night he visited Jimmy Kimmel looking quite refreshed, except for one thing – his neck. It’s like he’s transferred all the years of drugs, alcohol, stress and vigorous goddess sex out of his face and into the equatorial place where his torso meets his head.
It doesn’t translate as well on a 13 or 15 inch computer screen as it did when I watched it, in HD on a plasma. I saw it as a bright red bowl of sweat and tension ridges. Make sure to turn it up to 720p. You’ll be too busy looking at his hypnotic Volcano Taco to hear a single word of the interview.