Terry Richardson Makes Oprah Look Crisp for Harper’s Bazaar

Titty-loving photographer Terry Richardson gives Oprah the signature high-contrast treatment for Harper’s Bazaar. Unlike his angles of Kate Upton, Richardson makes Oprah look like a strong, powerful cup of joe with bright tailored suits and plenty of eye contact.

Oprah even gave the signature Terry “thumbs up” which … sends the wrong message. For those of you who don’t know, Terry Richardson is not only a great photographer but a total molester creep. The thumbs up says the most influential woman in the world endorses Terry Richardson, the world’s most notorious hipster pervert. But in O’s defence she probably has no idea since C grade tabloid fodder isn’t allowed 40 feet from her retina.

In the Bazaar interview Oprah talks about the highs and lows of her network, OWN. Despite a rough start and the cancelling of the hype up Rosie show, her secret weapon has been Oprah’s Next Chapter,  “on which Winfrey interviews tabloid favorites like Rihanna and Kim Kardashian (and Whitney Houston’s daughter, Bobbi Kristina, following her mother’s death), has been the highest-rated program in the network’s young history, with up to 3.5 million weekly viewers. “

Using the power of O, she was probably the only person on earth who could make Rihanna admit she’s still in love with Chris Brown’s face-punching fists.

Or perhaps Oprah bribed RiRi with diamonds rolled up in a joint.

Oprah also included this little tid bit: “Bathing is my hobby. I love creating bathing experiences—bath gels, bubbles, crystals, salts, lavender milks…” 

If only bathing could be a hobby for the rest of us.