Costumes have recently been revealed for the two biggest upcoming comic book movie releases, Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight Rises (due Summer 2012) and Zach Snyder’s remake of Superman, Man Of Steel, due out in 2013.
The changes to the Superman suit are very subtle or non-existant. The only real difference is the lack of signature curly-q hair string.
The true shocker comes from the new Catwoman outfit, which is too complicated and space-agey for its own good(=bad), if you ask me and anyone else. But there is SOMEONE coming to the outfit’s defense, Anne Hathaway herself, who said,
“What I am happy to say is, if you didn’t like the photo, you only see about a tenth of what that suit can do. And if you did like the photo, you have excellent taste.”
Before this, an MTV reporter interviewed her about the Dark Knight Rises, and she stated,
“I was not going to admit it: I asked someone to send me a few reactions. And I happen to know that MTV’s reaction was ‘meh.'”
Okay well, Anne, I gotta say, I have horrible taste, this Batwoman costume is really not the best, but yes, I’m saying that only from what I can see in these pictures. …Which features what looks like a rejected article of clothing from X-Men 3? To me. It’s way too complex, for Catwoman.
Come on, I know they’re basing this off the comics and not the other movies, but Michelle Pfeiffer in Tim Burton’s Batman Returns was legendary. The stitching, the ears, the claws? Come on, I know you got the claws, is that the secret suit thing you mentioned? SHOW ME YOUR DAWM CLAWS ANNE/Selina Kyle.
And, Anne, Are you and Batman going to an upper-east side-of-Gotham masquerade ball? Is his creepy fake deep voice going to scare the other guests? So many questions burning through my nerdy head.
Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh.Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh.
BOOYAH. Cats in heat. Who is better? Anne or Michelle? Naaa, don’t even bother answering, you all know in your subconscious, that no matter how amazing and mind-blowing The Dark Knight Rises is, Michelle Pfeiffer still wins. KO. FINISH HER. (Mortal Kombat humor, sorry)
P.S: Michael Keaton was a better Batman. :) Christian Bale is a humorless, angry turd. What’s the opposite of puberty? Cause he’s going through that. Balls gravitating downwards at a rapid rate? I picture him wheeling them around in a little red wagon, with some berries and a teddy bear, mumbling about lost youth.
P.S.S: I loved him in The Fighter. Cracked-out bale is better than bat-out Bale.