The Amazing Spider-Booty Starring Andrew Garfield

I’ve been looking at stills from the yet-to-be-released Amazing Spider-Man movie starring Andrew Garfield (The Social Network, Never Let Me Go) Martin Sheen, Denis Leary, Sally Field and of course blonde Emma Stone.

I’ve come to the conclusion that this is the most bootylicious, potentially-gay Spider-Man movie that I have ever seen, I hope Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield have as much chemistry in the movie as Andrew Garfield and wardrobe piece #1, the Spider-Man suit.

Of course Kirsten Dunst and Tobey Maguire had what seemed like incest chemistry in the previous three Spider-Man movies, so Andrew and Emma’s chemistry has got to be somewhat of an improvement.

I figure maybe the leaked pictures of the Amazing Spider-Man might just happen to be pretty anal-centric, and hopefully the movie is less MMA-leg wrapping, more badass Spidey-boxing/flying acrobatics. I guess him shooting splooge out of his wrists doesn’t help much either.

Look for Andrew’s red butt in spandex on the silver screen in The Amazing Spider-Man, supposedly out July 3rd, 2012.

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