Ever since I saw that atrocious horror movie The Messengers I’ve been a fan of Kristen Stewart’s, people only dislike her because of Twilight and the fact that she’s shy? What assholes.
In Stewart’s recent W Magazine spread, she’s looking vintage ummmm, help me name a 40’s actress that she resembles? Susan Hayward? Clara Bow? Elizabeth Taylor? Somebody who has their hair and eye makeup together.
Meanwhile I’m 25 and still haven’t mastered putting my hair in a ponytail or applying eyeliner without looking like Ke$ha’s drunk aunt.
And here’s Kristen’s screen test for W, where she talks about movies that inspired her, her start in the entertainment industry and vampires…
“I fucking love me a vampire.”
(We already know!)