These two doofs (Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries) got married yesterday! And E! has released a video of footage from the joyous event.
Kim wore a strapless Vera Wang dress and Kris wore a giant Farrakhan bowtie and honestly I dunno what kind of suit, I have the fashion sense of a Madagascar hissing cockroach.
It was a very very white wedding, for someone who, ahem, used to not be so into white things.
The wedding special, Kim’s Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event, will air on October 9 and 10 on E! (Kim is reportedly receiving around $13 for it) Also, People magazine bought the rights to the official photos, soon to be released in their publication I assume.
Oh just one more thing… check out what Lindsay Lohan (above) was wearing!!! Holy crap, she’s a MILF. Oh, she hasn’t had any kids? She’s NOT 40?? Nevermind.