Nadya Suleman, better known as the “octomom,” the one I really shouldn’t even be talking about due to the fact that she seems to revel in publicity, but these pictures can not go undiscussed or unseen. Well, they easily could, but I’m sick and I like to torture people…
Ms. Suleman is the proud mother of 14 children overall, so in all honesty this isn’t the worst thing I could imagine. Evil Beet mentioned it looking like Voldemort’s face (slit nose) and not only do I agree but I have a message for all potential mothers out there…
EVEN IF YOU ARE SKINNY, YOUR BODY IS GOING TO GET FUCKED THE FUCK UP.
It’s not gonna be as bad as octo-squid-brood-mother, but in some way or another you are going to be affected, whether it’s mentally (like as mentally disturbing as looking at these pictures) or physically (vag the size of Nova Scotia, stretch marks…)
Keep it in mind, this what skin that’s been stretched like a 40 year-old trampoline, that belonged to Octomom’s 16 kids, looks like.
Hard and veiny like something from a deluxe food dehydrator.
[Image courtesy of TMZ]