You’d think from looking over her career and premiere appearances that Megan Fox likes to kiss people… But from her quotes, stuff like:
“Oh my God! Screen kissing is fucking gross. It’s a super intimate thing to do. Touching mouths? I have to really enjoy someone’s personality, not just their looks, before I’ll kiss them.”
…It’s hard to tell. But if it’s so gross, maybe she should stop doing it all the damn time? I dunno, seems like relevant advice to me.
If you’re questioning Megan Fox’s rise to fame, don’t. She’s a comedic actress, whether she knows it or now. She just needs to stop with the craptacular career moves, like Jonah Hex, Transformers 2 and Passion Play.
The range of people she has kissed, onscreen or not, is almost as bizarre as any of her career decisions in general…
Here is Megan Fox’s unsorted lip-locking timeline, from her appearance in Eminem’s “Love The Way You Lie” video to Jennifer’s Body to Passion Play, to an awkward Maxim pose with a teddy bear…
Megan Fox kissing Shia Lebouf at a promotional event for Transformers. LeBouf said in 2009, “Megan is amazing, she’s a spectacle of a person. It was amazing kissing her…I asked for like 12 takes so we could keep doing it! Maybe I’ll date her now she’s single.”
Kissing co-star Johnny Simmons (Emma Watson’s current BF) at the Jennifer’s Body premiere in Canada
Wave-kissing husband/former 90210 star Brian Austin Green
In the Eminem/Rihanna video for “Love The Way You Lie” with Lord Of The Rings/Lost star Dominic Monaghan who told MTV, “What is it like kissing Megan Fox? It’s all right…No I’m just kidding. It’s fine, it’s work. She’s married. I have a lot of respect for marriage.”
“This one kid I had to kiss had just eaten. And he passed a piece of whatever it was into my mouth. I swear to God. Not on purpose. Like it was in his tooth or something? And it was really salty. I almost cried. I was a bitch the rest of the day.”
-Megan Fox, on her worst onscreen kiss experience. [I wonder what that boy had eaten? Maybe clam chowder and Saltines?]