Why Are Maroon 5 Touring With Train??

Is it because both Adam Levine and Pat Monahan are slightly effeminate, brunette male pop singers with ball-less voices?

Is it cause both bands won Grammys? (Maroon 5 in 2005 for Best New Artist, Train for Best Rock Song in 2002)

It seems like an odd pairing to me. Adam Levine is this decade’s”swoon-worthy” poster boy for radio-friendly rock music while Monahan is a turd in the toilet bowl of optimistic top 4o turds.

A sensible person’s idea of hell is Train’s “Drops Of Jupiter (Tell Me)” and “Hey, Soul Sister” repeating on a loudspeaker.

Luckily the horrendous combination of Maroon 5 and Train is nearing its end. I’ve just found out that Gavin DeGraw joined them on some dates earlier this summer! (The tour kicked off July 22)

They just needed to add Creed and Nickleback to win the award for most douchebags gathered in one place. Or does that automatically go to the set of The Office?

Here are the rest of the tour dates, for anyone dumb enough to go:

September 9 – Saskatoon, SK. Credit Union Centre
September 10 – Edmonton, AB. Rexall Place
September 12 – Abbotsford, BC. Abbotsford Ent & Sports Centre
September 13 – Auburn, WA. White River Amphitheatre
September 15 – Concord, CA. Sleep Train Pavilion at Concord
September 16 – Las Vegas, NV. The Pearl at The Palms
September 22 – Oklahoma City, OK. Zoo Amphitheater
September 23 – Dallas, TX. Gexa Energy Pavilion
September 24 – The Woodlands, TX. Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion

8 thoughts on “Why Are Maroon 5 Touring With Train??

  1. Hey u idiot the pic of Pat Monahan was obviously photoshopped so suck it!!! The face Is his but u can tell that u just put it on some dudes body to make Pat look insensitive!!! Pat has an amazing voice and if u would give him a freakin chance than maybe u might find yourself liking his music!!!!!!


  2. I thought the combo of train and M5 was weird too until I actually saw them live in concert. the pairing is a bit odd seeing as they have completely different styles but trust me, they know how to put on a show. they are both lively, energetic, bands whose singers are both very charismatic so give them a chance. and don’t talk shit about maroon 5 cuz they’ve come a long way from where they were when they first started. while their 3rd album wasn’t all that great, their 1st 2 were pretty impressive artistically.


  3. Look train ball licker, Train is a band for guys who are having a mid life crisis and cogar women who are hard up. Train, sucks facts nobody my age 23 listens to this shit.


    1. fuck you.
      What do you know about Train fans? Obviously you aren’t one, so don’t you dare talk shit about us. I can name 50 Train fans between the ages of 6 and 93 so you can go back to your miserable life.
      What Train songs do you even know? Have you ever listened to any of their first albums? I bet you are basing your judgements soley off SMSF.


  4. You can go shove it up your ass. Don’t you dare talk about Pat Monahan like that, you ignorant little asshole.
    Are you kidding me? You do realize that Drops was written about Pat’s dead mother?
    Seriously, you suck. Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but yours SUCKS.


  5. Haha these pictures of them are awful! They are gonna end up getting it on while they’re touring after a ‘pose-off’ bwahaha


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