Baseball Player Demands Mermaid Date

27 year-old Phillies outfielder John Mayberry is determined to catch himself a mermaid.

After Mayberry asked his agent to set him up on a date with Pirates Of The Caribbean 4 mermaid/model/actress Antoinette Nikprelaj a series of emails were leaked regarding the matter…

Some of the emails from his agent contained hilarious text like:

“I hate to even be sending you this e-mail, and I’m quite embarrassed to say the least, but we have a young client on the Philadelphia Phillies who asked us if we knew any agents at Innovative Artists and could connect him to Antoinette Nikprelaj…I know you’re not a dating or set-up service, but John Mayberry Jr. would love to meet Antoinette or invite her to a baseball game sometime. Would this be possible?”

Nikprelaj is already married and has a child, but you can’t blame him for trying.

[Maybe next time try calling a girl on the phone, wring the next of every source you can think of until you get her number, then she can reject you voice to voice]

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