I keep watching season four of Jersey Shore and fearing the moments when I have to look at Jwoww’s stretched, unmoving face.
I went on Google image search on a desperate quest to find comparison photos and then sadly realized that she doesn’t actually look as different as I thought.
Can some expert surgeon examine Jwoww and tell me if she had work done? The gossiping, pop-culture-devouring monster inside of me really needs to know…
The cast should have pooled their money together for a “Situation” surgery fund, dude’s head is redder and more fucked up than Santa’s internal organs.
[Jenni Farley, before Jersey Shore, multiple boob jobs and potential botox]