Now there’s something EVEN more sexual than the Shake Weight – the “Free Flexor,” a flexing dumbbell whose ad is YouTube gold.
Then there was the other commercial, that showed men “circle jerking” weights in order to gain amazing muscles in only 6 minutes, or so they claim.
Free Flexor uses “circular strength technology,” so it provides a more three dimensional look at masturbating.
This way you can achieve the same workout you get from whacking off but without the happy ending, for only $39.95. (Sounds horrible)