The Latest Homoerotic Workout Equipment, ‘Free Flexor’

Now there’s something EVEN more sexual than the Shake Weight – the “Free Flexor,” a flexing dumbbell whose ad is YouTube gold.

Remember the Shake Weight ad? The one with all the women shaking phallic white objects right near their mouths?…

Then there was the other commercial, that showed men “circle jerking” weights in order to gain amazing muscles in only 6 minutes, or so they claim.

Now we’ve got buff men straight off the Adam For Adam dating website, flinging a dick-shaped object with what appears to be a clown’s nose attached
to it – HOT!

Free Flexor uses “circular strength technology,” so it provides a more three dimensional look at masturbating.

This way you can achieve the same workout you get from whacking off but without the happy ending, for only $39.95. (Sounds horrible)

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