Who Is Creepier, Denise Richards Or Her Unibrow Baby?

Yesterday Denise Richards, 40, Tweeted a picture of her with her new baby, Eloise, accompanied by the words “good morning,” and I must say it terrifies me.

I’m not saying Denise Richards or her baby are ugly (okay maybe it is, but that’s temporary) I am saying that this photo in particular is very bizarre.

You know what else is terrifying? Denise Richards has three daughters now, and still isn’t done poppin’ ’em out like a rusty Jurassic Park log ride…

In July she told US Weekly that she wants a fourth child (with woolly bear eyebrows) once she finds the right man to get her fingerless praying mantis hands on, “I love my girls. But I think I’ll have another one, when I meet the right partner.”

Please world, stop showing your kids to me! I want all children under the age of 17 sent to boot camp in an Argentinian cave. And BTW, don’t call your dad “grampy” in a Tweet to the world, poor guy.

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