The ‘Leave Britney Alone’ Guy Is Manly And Does Porn Now?

Everybody remembers the internet sensation Chris Crocker, no? He rocked the viral world with his weeping gay homage to Britney Spears in 2007, wearing a cropped wig and crying vigorously/hysterically screaming to “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!”

Well since you now remember him, if you did ever forget him then here I am to remind you. And how would I do that? What relevant bit of Chris Crocker news do I have?…

Well, not only does he do porn now (not THAT shocking, I mean, who hasn’t?) he looks like a real guy now, an attractive one!!! I kid you not. You wouldn’t recognize him if he walked past you on the street.

Even if he began lecturing you about your recent dissing of Ms. Spears’ deteriorating dancing abilities, you still wouldn’t recognize him.

The revamped 2011 edition is less of a joke, even when getting porked or serviced by random dudes, as seen on his Tumblr page.

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